Today in; “Laurie Hernandez is a national treasure”:

I’d really like to know what happened to him that he took this hard turn into looneyville.

Dear Disney,

Today in, “photos that make me irrationally angry”:

It’s like it was pulled straight out of a woodworking/custom cabinetry catalog. Garish and overwrought don’t even begin to describe it.

Current odds:

tbf, according to the wiki, the track in question is technically a song by Grey (an “electronic music” duo), produced by Zedd (EDM DJ), [something something EDM turtles all the way down] and with Hailee just on the vocals.

EDIT: I half-assed the PS partly for speed and partly to keep it obvious it’s a PS.

Also shown on that map: someone who apparently knows exactly where the corners of their car are (Or has a left side that looks like it got sideswiped by a gravel truck)

Simone in motion:

In local news:

Besides pasties there’s all sorts of pads and thongs and gear that both men and women can use to effectively hide their thunder.

I would’ve gone with Chrissy Seaver from Growing Pains for the wayback reference but points for Joan Collins.

3) Who is the blonde lady who is on the verge of tears?

*insert hulk/black widow porn gif here*