Pocket review of Mechanic: Resurrection from someone not familiar with the previous Mechanic movie (Which, TIL, is a remake of a Charles Bronson pic from 1972):
to feel ashamed about something someone else has done; to be embarrassed because someone else has embarrassed himself (and doesn’t notice)
No Yoko, the world could do with a bit more self-restraint and empathy for others and maybe a little less #YOLO #im-gonna-do-me self love
Going to be a bit of a wet blanket here:
And a reminder; these women are ripped af:
“Antiseptic”, “cold”, “impersonal”, or “IKEA-by-the-numbers”? Sure. But I don’t think I’d go as far as calling it properly “ugly.”
Wait, it isn’t already?
I’d say she only makes big money as a DJ because she’s Paris Hilton and is apparently able to put together a playlist that does well enough in Ibiza to make it look like she’s successful.
I’m not going to say you should go to the celebritypenis subreddit but you could.
- Put your Lil’ Smokie away, Biebz. [Celebuzz]
Tbf, that is apparently from a FHM shoot in 2003; I’d be more surprised if she wasn’t photoshopped to hell-and-back given the pub and the prevailing photo styles of the time.
Just wait until she becomes a functioning teenager. That shit will flip your wig.
I have kid relatives who seemed to have gone overnight from toddlers to driving cars and going to college. The arrow of time is a fucking. dick.
In Slot-related news (Semi-double-post as I put the AP Breaking tweet in the open thread):
Since we’re probably not going to see a post on this soon as the Gawker staff gets blotto:
That is how I understand it; our new Univision maestros will be bringing in all of the mainline Gawker Media sites (Jez, Spin, Jalop, Kotaku, Giz) but not Gawker itself. Existing Gawker.com staff will allegedly be offered opportunities to move to other entities inside Uni (Not sure if this means just inside the Gawker…