Ehh, ask the 2004 squad how unbeatable USAB is (3 losses, bronze medal).

Kellogg’s Tour of Gymnastics Champions

It’s for a movie:

1) The subtext of that headline gives me life

Related (p.s. Someone should really do an update of this chart)

EDIT: Fuck, beaten

2015 ESPN Body Issue

Last year’s issue actually:

While the CN Tower is quite the massive erection, unless it has balls, glans, and bush; I’m going to have to second “vaguely phallic”.

*Gets in the ungreying line*

To add some hot fudge topping to your B&Js; she did that with a broken foot and a fractured shin.

Beat me to it: pelicans ain’t nuthin’ to fuk wit

See also: Katy’s “da fuck you think you’re doing?” expression in the photo below:

I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.

The more I’ve thought about, this is why KP’s song was picked.

I’d say because movies & TV aren’t trying to be real people saying they really use product X and trying to hide the fat endorsement check behind the curtain.

Enjoy (NSFW because...duh)