Does make me wonder if the other contenders were really that bad or was NBC’s selection process really that wack? (Kidding, of course a room full of TV execs and c-levels is going to be this wack)

Apparently got it two years ago according to the googleatrix.

Given that KP was previously with John Mayer and Diplo; I’d say Orlando is the respectable guy - relatively speaking.

Previously, on Dirt Bag:

For those interested in Orlando Bloom’s uncensored dong, enjoy:

There are a lot of people who have a lot of anger for T-Swizzle and who now are practically jizzing all over themselves. They finally, finally, have something to hang her with and are dragging the fuck out her until, I don’t know; the world cheers as Kim K and Katy Perry actually shit on Taylor while all her worldly…

Oh, the Kaylor train started well before this; outings in NYC, Taylor saying she had a special bedroom for Karlie in her-now previous-NYC apt, their thoroughly instagrammed scenic Cali roadtrip with nary a dude in sight.

And Aly Raisman is my spirit animal:

*Nickelodeon

I wouldn’t mind it if she left her hair natural more often instead of styling the fuck out of it:

I love that it’s a single take, too; they just put her in an empty soundstage and let her rip.

I fully expect to get plenty of ‘who?’ responses to this but in other Dirt Bag-y news (And not at all because I already had tix or anything...); out of the blue, Fifth Harmony up and cancelled the last 4 stops on the US leg of their world tour. No official announcement why they canned four apparently…

I swear every famous person that appeals to the teen demo gets that explicit shit. And it’s usually like one of the first 5 comments.

Apparently it’s a feature only available to some businesses and “high-profile accounts” at the moment. But allegedly it will roll out to everyone in “the coming months”

Methinks the lady doth protest too much when she chooses to go commando under a lacy sheer-ish bodysuit, go to a place that’s crawling with paps, and then go “oh, better cover my boobs”

The dissonance between image and tweet has me all:

To get some more Olympics up in this:

Going left to right: squishy behbeh, arm, bra strap, boob