I can’t link to it since it’s, well, exceptionally porn-y (Webcomic porn-y but still astoundingly NSFW); but if you want to know why that volcano is smiling: go to oglaf.com and in the archives, first read ‘The Rudiments’ and then ‘Haystacks’.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1404824…

From the “elected not to walk the green carpet” file; Chloe Moretz (I think I generally like the dress, not wild about the makeup, though)

Another romper (Love the color and look is just tailor-made for a summer “casual” awards show) courtesy of Laura Marano

Since I’ve become a fan of her’s after seeing her open for Fifth Harmony and Selena Gomez, let me put some Bea Miller in here. The bangs are completely new so I think she’s still just getting used to them and she usually doesn’t look like she hit by a tranq dart

In case anyone’s looking to see the rest of Lea Michele’s photoshoot, I’m just going to leave this nsfw link here.

From that article, I found this especially amusing:

Seeing it in a theater was a given since a fair bit was shot here (Including a big chase scene on the Strip itself) but I guess it’ll be a matinee in a more traditional theater instead of the big Dolby Atmos theater.

How can you not have Outkast’s BOB on this?

Since I can’t remember if Jez has ever done an official full-on bracket for it, anyone up for crowdsourcing “entrants” for:

For fuck’s sake, we should not be taking ideas from Snowpiercer:

Because Milana Vayntrub is g-d delightful and her wardrobe and makeup are on point in this shoot

Rage-y drunk in additional restraints so she doesn’t flail around/kick while cuffed?

The two I looked at were shot at 2500 and 3200.

Yay! Team Nikon 🙌

From a technical standpoint, I’d love to know more of the how-to for these shots. I’d kill to be able to shoot even slightly close to this good with just “ambient” lighting on the Strip at night.

And, I think, for dessert: