Unless it’s getting its own post, I’m surprised that the practical final nail in the coffin for One Direction didn’t show up here:

Not really related to anything

ikr? I wonder if it’s some sort of autocorrect weirdness given how often I see the payed/paid error online.

Four-hands massage. Pricey and not offered by all spas but totally within the reach of mere mortals

Ivanka & Donald with Donald heavily implying he wants to get her in the backseat?

Still following them...while they’re just looping around the White House grounds (Which is completely understandable and Jerry Seinfeld got the same treatment when he did a Comedians in Cars vid with the president.)

Not to in any way diminish her accomplishments but god damn this is adorable:

Take your filthy, filthy star and go

Since I just finished listening to her memoir:

S22E09

Nearly spot-on skin-colored tights.

The most notable changes seem to be bringing her waist in to be more hourglass-like, slimming her face/cheeks, and apparently giving her a few extra inches of thigh.

Because I had to go listen to the track (Lyrics are clean, women in bikinis probably risque-for-work)

TIL I’ve been living the Winona Ryder life-plan (Well, minus the celebrity, success, money, previous engagement, etc)

John Cena, but not ESPYs, related...and to make this G/B/U relevant; big ups to his tailor because that dress shirt is amazingly well fitted.

And destroyed those shoes and/or her ankles on landing

I believe this particular gentleman is a bit of an outlier but some ‘roos are just swole as hell:

Baby kangaroo, adults are...a different story: