I want a next-level version of this: diner-style veal parmigiana grilled cheese. I would eat it every day until I die (No more than 2-3 days, tops).

Volume, accessibility & privatization. US carriers push an absurd number of planes and passengers around (Just American Airlines had over 200 million passengers in 2015) so everything has to serve the flight schedule to ensure equipment is where it needs to be when it needs to be there - otherwise there’s the joy of…

In local schadenfreude news: Chris Brown essentially got fired from his residency here for general dickishness, biting the hand that feeds him, and - depending on how you want to read it - possibly comparing club employees to slaves.

For the NPR listeners out there, from over the weekend:

Meanwhile, Calvin Harris might be dating what’s her name.

In other Dirt Bag-y news, T-Swizzle is Forbes’ top earning celeb for 2016 (mid 2015-2016) with $170 million (Mostly due earnings from the 1989 Tour)

Kristen Wiig’s simple gown suits her in contrasting shades of blush and wine, though I’m not sure if those are feathers or leaves.

Alyson smiling, but I kind of want to pull the top of her dress up an inch or two

Since, surprisingly, there hasn’t been a post about this year’s ESPN body issue, I thought I’d leave some of it here. Highlights include Chris Mosier, the first transgender athlete to be photographed for the issue; para-athlete Allysa Seely, 56 year old Greg Louganis, and Dwyane Wade apparently having a little too…

There’s some seriously messed up stuff going on at the intersection of celeb and selfie culture lately. As much as we, rightly, bag on aggressive paps - IMO they pale in comparison to fans bum rushing celebs and jamming their head/face next to their target to take selfies without any regard for boundaries.

Karlee, Taylor, Martha Hunt, & Halston Sage: