It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.

I guess the Jezespin romance is at an end.

I don’t want a buddy president or someone who’s an “outsider”, I want an accomplished dedicated intelligent president who gets shit done and grabs that little shitheel Ryan by the ear to reign in his stupid party.

I really applaud her for doing this. There are so many leftist idiots right now (and I consider myself very left leaning) who seem to be pissed and unable to bring themselves to vote because Clinton is running and not their favorite inter-sectional feminist theory professor. I truly believe the example Ana Navarro is…

Not in the Ivies. No sports scholarships, only academic ones. Even with the workarounds they’re paying tuition.

Ivies don’t give out athletic scholarships. And very little of the school’s income comes from tuition dollars. Its endowment is $37 billion dollars—the largest in the world.

Wow. After all these months of straight up horrid fucking news... This. This right here gives me faith that times may really be changing for the better. Or at the least, moving in that direction. Wish I didn’t need to say this, but I’m taking about the very strict and harsh punishment to a promising soccer team and…

Please,God, please please please...

The harmonica’s playing the skeleton keys in the rain, and this vision of our Hannah is now all that remains.

Bad Hombres, obvs.

There really ought to be at least a week of voting, in every state.

Trump is so utterly ignorant that he mistakes his tiny sliver of knowledge for being the entire breadth and depth of the field. This appears to be true of most subject.

What will I do if I don’t make you horny

To be fair you guys really should adopt the metric system it makes WAY more sense.

That part isn’t, really. He’s standing in front of one and talking to people going up it. The weird part is the second bit, and also that there’s barely any pause between the two comments.

This shit for real raised my heart rate just watching it happen. Too many flashbacks to creepy men hovering and invading my personal space.

Where the fuck do you live? My mother was a white woman born in 1944, she most certainly never used that word in public or in private in her entire life, not even once. If you were talking about a generation earlier, perhaps you would have been right, but you are talking about people who came of age during the 1960s,…

Ohio Gov John Kasich has refused to endorse Trump and boycotted the covenvention, which was in his state.

You are very much mistaken, I’m afraid. This “awful crone” is a lifelong lawyer, judge and litigator who has spent decades in the justice system, and it shows. Your proud ignorance is a little odd, if you’ve never watched her once. She’s a pretty badass lady. As she says, “They don’t keep me here because I’m…

Hey, I was All Sanders in the primaries. And Bernie lost. Although I’m completely pissed about the DNC’s interference, the fact is that HRC had enough votes based on her support in the Deep South that she would have won even without the superdelegate votes. Do I think the superdelegate system should be shit-canned?…