Hey there! High school (I’m assuming you’re in high school) can be extraordinarily rough and miserable, but you will get to the other side — and it’s much brighter there. Listen to Lemonade every morning; you’ll walk down the hall like a BAMF.

I have a close friend who works in GIS for an engineering firm. She has worked for them for 10 years. Of course as one of the few women in the office, she’s the one who organizes all the charity work the company participates in, she organizes the office potlucks celebrating whatever, etc etc. She always gets great…

I think it is so important that she talks about how she is addressing this with her sons. My son is only 5, but I fully plan on have many, many talks with him about consent. Also about what he should do if he sees a girl in a potentially dangerous situation. He is a big boy, and I want him to understand that he needs…

“As students at Penn State, Parker and Birth of a Nation co-writer Jean Celestin were both tried and acquitted of rape in 1999.”

I think she occupies the position directly between a rock and a hard place. She may be contractually obligated to do promotion for this film and she’s chosen to do so in a way that doesn’t dismiss or ignore Parker’s actions. Perhaps she’s implying that both the film and the controversy it generated because of Parker’s…

I think Union went about this the best she possibly could have. I have no doubt that there is not a disingenuous bone in her body. Her horrific experience speaks for itself. So many times, again and again, celebrities are inundated with enormous pressure to speak in bland and benign ways, never giving away too much of…

Wow, very well said Gabrielle Union.

Yes. Into the trash, butt first.

Oh, probably. Bring a warm coat, though. And a toque. Nobody cares how dumb you look wearing it because you know what really looks dumb? Having no ears because they froze off. But yeah, probably.

Yes, because it’s not enough for Trump to lose the election; he must lose in a landslide of epic proportions, and drag downticket republicans down with him. Because nothing short of total and humiliating defeat not just for Trump, but for all republicans (who gave rise this phenomenon in the first place by stoking…

Can you answer a question we’re curious about? Did you share this to Groupthink directly, or did someone else?

Can you answer a question we’re curious about? Did you share this to Groupthink directly, or did someone else?

This. I don’t like the idea of this kind of comparison. They are each good at what they do. Let’s not pit two women against each other this way.

Brit and Bey are two very different pop artists, they don’t need to have their performances compared. Enjoy one, both, or be sad and gain nothing from their work.

Questions abound.

I’ll never understand people who go close to cliff edges. My dad does it on holidays, even though I plead with him not to. I’m basically on the verge of tears, and he won’t listen. People are fucking stupid. For Christ’s sake, a gust of wind could easily knock you off your feet. I’m no genius, but safety at cliffs…

Yellowstone national park and the Grand Canyon are not the same place

I actually got those flats on a flash sale and they’re one of my most WORTH IT purchases ever.

Whether it’s satire or just moronic rambling, it’s not successful as entertaining or enlightening or enjoyable writing. Just very lazy and not even smirk-level humorous.

Um, maybe because fathers are still publishing these masturbatory, self-congratulatory essays in earnest?

Whatever this is, it really misses the mark.