I quit heroin and got on methadone!

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

I think the age of the boyfriend is left out because the letter is probably trolling to see what the response will be. At least I hope that’s what is happening here. Particularly if whoever is writing Abby has been making some questionable calls on sexual questions, I can see someone sending that in to see if they…

Her father went to an HBCU didn’t he? She knows exactly what she’s doing, pandering to ignorance and racism for ratings. I hope the fired staff start talking, but she probably had them signed NDAs. If she didn’t, I’d love to see someone chat with those guys.

This sounds like a coverup to me. I assume what actually happened is that she unhinged her jaw, stretched her mouth open to the size of a manhole cover, and then seized these staffers with her tentacles, shoving their bodies whole into her gaping maw, later regurgitating their bones and clothes in compact pellets.

She is not ‘whip smart’. She makes a lot of offensive and shitty comments about a lot of people and groups of people. Sure you can say that she’s just ‘stirring up controversy’ but that is not smart to me. It’s just being an asshole and I don’t know why she’s applauded for it.

I don’t perceive her acting that way either. She definitely doesn’t have the facial mobility that I’ve seen on other actors, which isn’t necessarily a good or bad thing, it’s more how you use it (Emilia Clarke, for example, has the ability to be very expressive and she WAY overdid it in that Me Before You film, to the…

It’s ok not to telegraph one’s inner workings on one’s face. Stoicism used to be celebrated and admired.

I am good with cream cheese on everything, but the red dye that stains your fingers and teeth, and tastes gross? NOPE.

GAWD, me too. I hate red velvet anything and the cheap food color soaked me-too crap desserts that followed, shambling and drooling in its wake, are disgusting.

What’s the big deal about red velvet cake anyway? Does it have a velvety texture? Is it exceptionally fluffy? Uniquely tangy? I’ve looked at several recipes, and it seems to be basically a 2-egg buttermilk cake with a little cocoa and fuckton of food coloring to make it red. And how the heck to you make red velvet…

Those things look like something that would squirt a poisonous liquid at contestants in the hunger games while making them hallucinate.

He also married a (no-doubt) disturbed woman who bore four children with him, before California outlawed conjugal visits in 1996.

Tex Watson is, horrifyingly, still alive.

My cell phone goes in what looks like an innocent sunscreen container

If we’re going to be out there for a long time then we always bring a cooler. We have steel water bottles that we put our keys and money in, and the one with the wide mouth fits a credit/atm card and my 5s. We usually wrap the phones in a few layers of parchment paper and stick them in a sandwich bag, also kept in the…

Yes, the bubbie system. Always the best.

I like to put it in a disposable diaper and then close it up like it’s been used. I haven’t had anything stolen yet.