Hi, normal lurker, first time commenter, and German.

The eventual Glee unauthorized Lifetime movie just writes itself as more and more insane every year.

Research has shown there is not a large overlap between child porn users (non-contact) and contact sex offenders.... if that brings you any solace. Statistically, he would not be likely to be both.

Not gonna lie, I thrived upon and stoked that chaos like it was my job.

Yes! If she's the first celebrity who married herself, I might like her more.

Yes. Yes it was.

2015 was a stupid, garbage year. Lets just regroup and do better next year. And when I say do better, I mean if Ted Cruz or Donald Trump gets elected, I am pulling this car over and everyone has to walk home from here.

Yeah, and it’s not just FOMO (although it is definitely partly that). I just feel that social media has made my circle of friends both larger and more shallow at the same time, and that has carried over into real life. I hate when a close friend starts a conversation with me with, “Oh yeah, I saw that thing you did on…

As the fine criminologists that we all are, I believe that Dr. Reid would not be happy with us if we didn’t point out that stabbing someone 24 times is usually done by someone intimate with them. And not in self-defense.

I want someone to do a film adaptation of Half of a Yellow Sun, and I want Lupita to be Kainene.

It’s amazing how kittens grow — this picture is about a week old and they’re already so much more proportionate to their paws!

I gather from the coverage of this topic that I’m supposed to be supportive of the desnudas? I can’t say I’d want a bunch of costumed people soliciting money in exchange for taking pictures with tourists in my town’s business district. It looks like a huge nuisance to anyone not interested in gawking at topless women,…

I had to walk through Times Square last week (not my choice, trust me) and those women and the people dressed as characters are fucking menaces. They literally walk in front of you to try and get you to stop, they were leaping into the background of people taking pictures and then demanding to be paid. They made it so…

You’re never too old to be a bride.

They, in general and the ones in attendance, got a proper shout out from Cool Pope Frank at St. Pat’s there tonight. Sustained applause, very nice. Watched the evening service on MSNBC, because when will we see that again?

Nuns kind of strike me as being the exact opposite of Kim Davis. She’s someone who’s led a fairly complicated life and who decided to be “saved” and to take refuge in fairly extreme views in mid-life. I think a lot of nuns, or at least the sort who tend to be teachers or nurses or social workers, tend to start off…