They fell victim to one of the classic blunders. Never fight a land war in Asia, and never try to out-weird Weird Al.

I love Weird Al. I'm a Weird Al fan. Ever since I was a kid in the 80's and Like a Surgeon came out. To this day it still makes me cackle.

Dementors suck all the happiness out of people, which means that the Dementors themselves are *full of happiness*. That's just physics.

There is nothing unchaste or unpious about having fun. I've never understood religions that don't want you to be happy. To me, that's the only real point of religion!

you know, I think you'd be an amazing judge on Chopped. It would make the show suuuuuper entertaining (and I already love the shit out of Chopped)!

I enjoyed the books but I'm down with the "fuck you, I don't have to read them" attitude. I hate it when people do that. Also, I hated Breaking Bad and The Sopranos no matter how many times people told me that I HAD to love them.

She's too precise, too conspicuously well-adjusted - I agree that they're probably trying (slightly too hard) to set her up as diametrically opposed to Hannah, but she's coming off as sort of fucked up.

Charlie was the moral center of the show, so much so he quit bc he thought it was bullshit that his character would even associate with the other characters on the show. Adam is literally the weirdest fucking person maybe on TV, it would make sense that him and Hannah would be a couple. What I don't get is why someone…

I had the same gripe. I totally believe that there are girls who wouldn't tell the dude she's dating that she had an abortion, girls who would let a dude move in right away, and girls who would be blasé or obtuse about her own abortion, but all at the same time in the same situation without using nuance to explain any…

by Ari Schwartz

I love how the reporter tried to field that one sensitively. It's not even considered a real derm disease in medical circles, but rather a delusional parasitosis that people have nicknamed and then spread around on the internet. It's a mental disorder as best can be told, associated with skin problems from picking and…

Well, okay. But that's a circular argument. If you had a regular column in New York Magazine, with millions of hits for every article you wrote, then people would care about your opinions too.

You're inferring a lot of qualities onto Chait's piece (like smarminess, unconsiderateness, supposedly demanding that you shut…

I truly hate the term "political correctness," but the thing is, there's a grain of truth under all this. The internet HAS produced a chilling effect among leftists, especially aggravated by social media and how easy it is to tweet "Kill yourself" at someone who makes an honest mistake. Writers, comics, satirists, and…

First thought! "That BOOPER!"

Golden Retrievers also love spaghetti. They are #1 in how fast they eat it.

HA! I just scrolled down to the comments to write: "I wanna boop his nose!" :-D

That NOSE!! BOOP-a-rama over here :-)

And, in defense of my completely unfounded accusations, I will accuse anyone who disagrees with me of lacking "reading comprehension" or "critical thinking." Because nothing says "critical thinking" like in-depth psychological analysis of the relationships of people I've never met!

They knew each other for a dozen years and were by everybody's account the deepest of friends aside from being lovers. L'wren Scott was an incredibly strong and driven woman and I highly doubt she would have been anything other than touched by her partners decision to honour her life's passion in such a way.