Please. I work five 10 hour days.

Babies dont like wasted talent

How about we drop the humane shit and have open season on these motherfuckers

Some sort of inside joke I don't get

Yawn

.....Just shut the fuck up

You're dumb as rocks

This is foreshadowing the future of America...

Yeah can we keep this site dedicated to sports that are actually relevant to Americans?

The glasses moved a bit too quick for my liking

No. Just no.

Sam Adams?

Too late, already burned mine..

Enough with this. They're not gonna change the name, get over it.

To house his hitmen

Do you expect interns to be paid the same amount as executives? Obviously executives deserve to be paid more. There's nothing surprising about this.

They buy them for the same reason a dog licks it's balls. Because they can.

Hey man he was a good player before this whole murder business..

About to burn my Hernandez jersey..

I feel like my heart just got ripped out..