The forged guy was easy. Now my fight against the deathclaw at the museum of withcraft certainly looked like that.

Clearly, that goes on the purchasers inflated sense of superiority.

You dolts have been mounting your tv’s wrong this whole time. FRONT side goes against the wall!

The most vicious of the generals will take his place. If they are lucky, this will happen quickly. If not, they will use the military to fight for the “honor”

Is “Eye Catching Miracles of the H-bomb of Justice” too long to be a band name?

Usually more expensive (ramen is really cheap), unless you want to survive on beans. Well worth it. Almost makes being an adult bearable.

Tips are demeaning, so we switched to hacks.

Can’t make fresh food that cheap.

I was referring to apple, but it’s a very common marketing strategy used by almost everyone. Strange thing is that it works.

Good interfaces are hard to design.

That’s because porsches exist in a state of quantum uncertainty. Checking every option causes more options to pop into existance.

The asshole wasn’t from accounting, he was from marketing. Accountants tally up how much something costs to make, how much you’ve sold, and how much you’ve spent that you weren’t planning to.

Wow. Is the 80’s fad of putting as many switches as possible making a comeback?

I have come across their top secret business plan

Now there is a fantastic idea! I can replace all the frames, then more them, so that instead of hanging on walls they are standing upright on individual tables, and then invite friends so that I can impress them with how modern I am.

Is it just me, or are deathclaws not as scary as they used to be? Sure they first one you run into was pretty tough, but now at level 5o it’s more of a “Can I kill 2 matriarchs before either of them can hit me?”

Never understood the obsession with boxes. Does healthy food become less healthy when its put in a box? Do boxes have magical health sapping powers? Can we weaponize them?

I think it’s important that our food be certified as having originated in this dimension. No demon lettuce here, no sir.

Look, if I was to remake the world over, I would write the metric system into whatever would pass for ancient religious texts. Unit conversions are considerably easier.

“The degree Celsius is equal to exactly one kelvin, which is defined as 1/273.16 of the thermodynamic temperature of the triple point of water.”