I'm just... not seeing it.

Google image search produced this. Enjoy.

I'm a tiny deer laughing alone at salad.

I'm so disappointed right now that "meatplane" is just a nerdy word for real life, instead of an actual plane made of meat lashed together with intestines. If I were Satan, I would only fly on Meat Force One.

I am Tom Hiddleston's soaking wet t-shirt.

Full disclosure: I'm only pretending to be a man. I'm actually a footstool.

Sooooo, he proved that people on Jezebel are decent human beings. Wow. Score one for the MRA team... amirite.

She is great!

I'm jealous of your wine drinking with her, she seems like an awesome person. I love her videos.

Even in the buttne illustration, there just has to be a thigh gap.

You can't tell me our love is wrong!

GOD, where've you even BEEN. Temporary rebus-puzzle tattoos are totally the thing this season.

The "Celebrity couples who look like Siblings" society got some new members - congrats guys. May you both have adorable posh otter babies with excellent cheekbones and piercing eyes. If that is what you want - of course. Or just buy a house in Majorca instead.

You say muppet otter centerfold like it's a bad thing.

I am SO HAPPY for you, Benedict

One thing I like about Dan Rad is that he never complains about the ~burden~ of Harry Potter or trashes the movies/character or anything. He always seems to be willing to talk about it and just accepts that that's how people see him. You so often hear actors talking shit about the parts that made their careers…

"Chivalrous" and "geeky" set off more alarm bells than his height, but being told to get over my heightism is also a red flag.

Oh my God, is this guy God?????

One of the biggest misconceptions about feminism is that women have to blindly support each other. Taylor seems like a lovely person but she's not above critique.