I'm totally with you about the media being against us. It's so much easier to slash our pay and make all our jobs contingent on test scores if we're at best, incompetent and at worst, indoctrinators and abusers. We really do deserve better. (Thought experiment: If all American public educators like, up and moved to…

As an NYC teacher of disabled kids, I just want to protect my buddies and keep them as far away from this and her and these horrible things as possible. I want to find her and show her how despicable this is; kids trust us more than almost everyone else, and anyone who violates that trust is....I don't even have words.

I hear you, and I'm not even in a different country. I moved three hours away to a new city, but my master's program means that I essentially have no free time. Hello, talking more to parents than I have since I was in elementary school!

Most of the people I know right now are like this, and it's slowly killing me.

That neckbeard went full-on neckbeard, brah.

nom nom nom?

I'm Benedict Cumberbatch's left nipple. That's why you've never seen us in the room together.

STAFFIE SMILES!

He was a Nice Jewish Boy! And we Jews are super-okay with a woman choosing when she gets pregnant. (Except the orthodoxy, and the torah, and other prehistoric maybe-myths.) Really, I like to tell Pentecostals that accost me outside my shul and tell me I ate their god (this really happened, AND they got the blood libel…

As a Harlem summer school teacher, I gotta say, this makes me wanna tell all my kids to stay out of cars.

Jade, the Praying Mantis Model, was my favorite. I always wanted her and Joanie and Danielle to do some kind of "Space Ghost" homage shoot.

Dude, you defeated the Dark Lord. Like, five times.

I maintain, as I always have, that she's secretly a kaiju Gila Monster with a really, really good wig.

So many of my friendgroup can't just let themselves like something without being an irritatingly aggressive enthusiast of it. I'd be fine with their being really really into something and just wanting to share it, but invariably, a drink and a boardgame turns into a game of Nerdier-than-Thou. I just want two fingers…

What do I have to do to get this guy to come to DC?

"Attractive" skinny noblewomen. Medieval noblewoman who were considered to be beautiful had some booty.

Padded faux-hunchback and wedgie? So avant-garde. So fashion.

Is it bad that I want both of these to be real?

It's not even the drunk frat parties. We could deal with those. The bros "walk" their rowdy dogs without leashes, which really scares the neighborhood children, throw beer bottles in the street from their rooftops, and seriously, puke on geriatrics' lawns at least once a month.

We're not in AU Park, but thank you so much for the passive aggression. It really does help a lot.