Rihanna auditioning for the Riddler in the sexy new Batman reboot

Preach it, honey. She came out with big smiles but she talked a lot of shit. Also, she didn't seem to "get" anyone else's drag that was not 100% conventional which is either down to an incredibly small pool of references or just plain close-mindedness. I think it's the latter because lots of material has surfaced…

I've been listening to her songs for the past half an hour. Fuck, she's good

I posted this earlier but between this story, the woman who had sex with her dad, and the crappy wedding invite parents, I'm just so very happy that my parents are awesome. Or at least aren't crazy.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Doesn't "Amethyst Kelly" have a porn star ring to it?

I'm a special educator as well, and happy to oblige-

Let's not fudge with vagueries like "religious/cultural norms" – it's misogyny.

Maybe this one's a grower, we said. Give it time, we said.

Are you aware of when you like it and when you don't? Any patterns? The more details you have, the easier it will be for me to come up with a specific phrase you could say to her.

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

Criminal sexual misconduct? I'm glad he got a serious ass beating. I wonder if he has any real chance of seeing jail time. I doubt it.

Nephew was not charged with anything. +1 for the police this time around.

My kid won a Pulitzer prize this year and she's a dolphin without any hands to write with so it's all the more impressive. So proud of my little baby. Oh she's 2 btw and doesn't even go to school... because she's a dolphin.

Because then it would have been a "Black Movie". And Hollywood hates trying to sell "Black Movies". Unless they have transvestites playing overweight "Mammy" characters or involve Blacks killing other Blacks over a hip-hop soundtrack.

"Nobody gives a shit about your boner" was my favorite Jezebel-ism of 2014, I really hope "nobody gives a shit about your children" becomes a thing in 2015.

Please do tell us more about your special snowflakes. Link us to the blog where you must surely describe their superiority on a daily basis.

When you think of all the sensationally talented African American Broadway singing/acting/dancing threats who could've played Miss Hannigan...I mean why didn't they just make the whole cast non-white?

I think he would be perfect for the role, but I can't imagine studio executives signing off on the black guy bedding a bunch of white women.

We actually put in the FOIA request very soon after the story was published by Rolling Stone, before the Jackie story even began to be scrutinized.