Varlotte
Varlotte
Varlotte

One thing I like about Dan Rad is that he never complains about the ~burden~ of Harry Potter or trashes the movies/character or anything. He always seems to be willing to talk about it and just accepts that that's how people see him. You so often hear actors talking shit about the parts that made their careers

"Chivalrous" and "geeky" set off more alarm bells than his height, but being told to get over my heightism is also a red flag.

Oh my God, is this guy God?????

One of the biggest misconceptions about feminism is that women have to blindly support each other. Taylor seems like a lovely person but she's not above critique.

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

Oh good, pit bull photo thread!! This is my Milo, lover of children and cats. He likes to lick their heads while they sit there disapprovingly.

It doesn't take a media critic to understand that there's a difference between profiting from covering an ongoing story that's unfolding on the Internet and therefore newsworthy and profiting from the fact that a bunch of people are using your site to disseminate illegally obtained nude photos EXPLICITLY TO FAP TO,

I'm with you. I enjoy spending time on Reddit - /r/awww is a delight, for example, and /r/makeupaddiction is one of the few places where I can regularly interact with a huge community of people who have the same interest in makeup as me. You can tailor your experience to be better or worse. The problem with the

This isn't exactly a new or novel thought, but god, I feel so badly for these women. Fuck. Just really basic, aching human empathy. What a rotten old thing for someone to do.

Got it. Also, congratulations on not making me cringe in horror over some scary sex thing today! Although, the night is young...

Can we stop calling it a leak and start calling it a disgusting violation of privacy?

You're ADORABLE.

Nooope. I'm just gonna go ahead and guess that you have not been a woman in that situation. If you were, you'd know it has nothing to do with narcissism and you'd rather be invisible than deal with that shit.

Doesn't change the fact that women manage to be polite and take up their fair share of space on public transport, even when they too are hot and sweaty and would much rather let it all hang out so a nice breeze could gently waft the delicate hills of Ladypartlandia.

My cervix just sent your cervix a solidarity bouquet.

*Boyfriends with big dicks club secret handshake*

My boyfriend is a living bitch-slap to this lie about crushed genitals: He is hung like a whale (and I can compare, because I've been a certifiable slut for eight years) and he sits with his legs crossed all. the. time. He shakes his head when he sees this shit.

Guys. We don't believe you. What we do believe: You've

Boobs for one night? Can we please please please start referring to this procedure as "Cinderella Tits"?

Even though we can post pictures again, I'm resisting the urge to post pictures of people using saline to give themselves "bagel heads." Testing out larger breasts before getting implants sounds like a pretty good use of saline though.

so I read the first paragraph and then maybe one or two more sentences and I am already traumatized and kind of mad at you for even writing about this. Please, stop.