But but but, this movie had senseless girl-on-girl makeout and vampire brides licking Keanu Reeves's nipples, so it's not all bad.

Paranormal Activity.

I would forgive and embrace this entire movie — yea, even the hairless scrotum-head — if you could magically remove Keanu Reeves from it. And Winona Ryder. Both dreadful.

The thing I hate the most about this movie is that it claims to be "Bram Stoker's Dracula" and then it shoehorns that stupide, played-out subplot Hollywood always shoehorn on vampires - "Oh, female lead look exactly like Evil Vampire former love!" The main reason I think the Fright Night remake is better than the…

Christopher Walken with sharp teeth is the definition of hilariously awesome.

I struggle to contain my geek rage at your slight against Manhunter....

One thing I like about Dan Rad is that he never complains about the ~burden~ of Harry Potter or trashes the movies/character or anything. He always seems to be willing to talk about it and just accepts that that's how people see him. You so often hear actors talking shit about the parts that made their careers…

"Chivalrous" and "geeky" set off more alarm bells than his height, but being told to get over my heightism is also a red flag.

Oh my God, is this guy God?????

One of the biggest misconceptions about feminism is that women have to blindly support each other. Taylor seems like a lovely person but she's not above critique.

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

Oh good, pit bull photo thread!! This is my Milo, lover of children and cats. He likes to lick their heads while they sit there disapprovingly.

so knowing fonts prevents them from also learning math, logics(why the s?) and history? that's some lack of logic there...

Kids are great and it'd be neat to teach them to identify fonts. I'm just hoping to teach them to stop pooping in their pants.

It doesn't take a media critic to understand that there's a difference between profiting from covering an ongoing story that's unfolding on the Internet and therefore newsworthy and profiting from the fact that a bunch of people are using your site to disseminate illegally obtained nude photos EXPLICITLY TO FAP TO,…

I'm with you. I enjoy spending time on Reddit - /r/awww is a delight, for example, and /r/makeupaddiction is one of the few places where I can regularly interact with a huge community of people who have the same interest in makeup as me. You can tailor your experience to be better or worse. The problem with the…

This isn't exactly a new or novel thought, but god, I feel so badly for these women. Fuck. Just really basic, aching human empathy. What a rotten old thing for someone to do.

Got it. Also, congratulations on not making me cringe in horror over some scary sex thing today! Although, the night is young...

Can we stop calling it a leak and start calling it a disgusting violation of privacy?

so I read the first paragraph and then maybe one or two more sentences and I am already traumatized and kind of mad at you for even writing about this. Please, stop.