DC Townies hate AU Brats, and this just gives us more reasons. Disgusting.

Gurl, as long as they don't slut shame, I'm there like shareware.

Either of y'all go to Lee elementary? Cause I did.

My godsons (5 and 2) are OBSESSED with Magna-tiles. They were, as a result, super into mosaics and stained glass and tessellation. Those kids are the best (guinea pigs for my teaching attempts.)

WHERE DO I GET ONE OF THOSE

Syrio Forel's relative wrote a metanarrative play? In GRRM world, this either means EVERYTHING or nothing at all.

The faces they make! It's like watching Les Miserables but with more authentic emotion and better music.

I think I'm in love.

I keep hearing "Puppy," just like the record exec said. CURSE THESE SENILE EARS.

I wonder where she got that lingerie; WANT.

WHAT IS THAT GIF NOW I WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES FOREVER

Maybe that's why I'm not getting a job: MRAs.

Makes me want to abuse his face. With my fist.

Hey now, us real dorks get PLENTY of real-life sex. He looks like a freshman loser/asshole, which is NOT the same as a dork. That sexist sumbitch wouldn't know a tribble from a triffid.

I want my business cards/Reddit flair to say: "Gender Fascist."

I like the idea/principle of the thing more than the actual execution. I generally think that the world should take our brokeassery into account.

Makes me want to get drunk and write notes to pilots telling them "THANK YOU FOR FLYING ME AND 10,000 other tons of deadweight through the sky!"

"Yea, and the position of your seatback shall be upright upon landing, lest thou face the wrath of the cabin staff..."

Will she do Heathers next? Or Jawbreaker? Maybe we should make a change.org petition...

That's exactly the kind of Brooke-Shields-esque strong brow I've been trying for! I wonder how he got that fullness? Rogaine? Sharpies?