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Yeah, I’m completely underwhelmed by the Integra as presented so far. All they’ve done is taken the name, slapped it on what would otherwise be the next gen of ILX, and thrown in a manual option that will probably be hard to find on dealer lots. As described, this car is inferior in every important respect to an

No version of this car will EVER get the 3.0.

Call me carist if you like, but I would prefer a modern version with slimmer bones and two less doors.

I had 225 hp in my 1993 Dodge Stealth ES. You can get 300 HP in a Camry. Acura needs to do more than this to get me to buy one

I don’t think Honda fans were hoping for a more expensive Civic hatch with yellow exhaust tips, dealer-installed graphics, and Buick Avista tail lights.

20 years ago, I badly wanted an RSX. It wasn’t the Integra, but it was still cool. I deeply regret not getting one, though I had the means. I was 28. The first Fast movie was in theaters. I was, admittedly, too old to be cool (in this late capitalist society, life ends at 25). But it could have worked.

Whelp, that's a disappointment. Jesus Acura sucks now.

Thanks, I hate it.

Well, I guess I can cross that off my shopping list. 

The idea of an open world Pokemon game is intriguing, what they showed looked bad. Just a lifeless giant world with Pokemon aimlessly meandering in it. It looks like something a fan would have made in their free time, not an official first party $60 Pokemon game.

Up side: They showed what appeared to be real gameplay.

“Alright, now watch a master work.” The remake looks like a 3DS game, Arceus the game that we were supposed to wait, for which fandom made many excuses (oh but this pokemon game looks bad because is not a main title) looks like a port of a PS2 title, with choppy framerate (1:06), animations and unfinished AI, you see

Gonna have to disagree, seeing  a trailer so riddled with poor visuals and poor looking performance lost any sense of interest I had. And you can’t use the “they’ll fix it later” excuse because Age of Calamity’s pre-release media was also riddled with the same stuff, and released in that state.

You sure about that? It looks like one of those demos someone makes in Unreal with some sparse assets floating around and 2 actions available: walking, and throwing pokeballs. Really not much of a game to show. They definitely could have (and probably should have) waited.

Jalopnik: “Manufacturers should build more wagons!”
Porsche “Here you go.”

If I was in the market for a $100k+ electric car, this would be it.

Orlove should probably just stick to writing about his shitty bicycle and manuals to cars he doesn’t own.

Nobody seems exactly sure what’s going on over at SRT, the purveyors of Hellcats, Demons and other vehicles that embarrass Satan.

Ferrari has a long wait list for these one of one cars. I don’t think the owner was considering the pandemic when they ordered the car a couple years ago. And sure, it costs the same as a bunch of PPE. Of course the issue with PPE right now is supply constrained, not specifically the ability to pay for it.

Perhaps I’m missing something here but what is the point of a work stoppage if an employee merely suspected of infection is sent out for testing? It seems to me at that point any potential damage is done. Is it concern the employee may somehow have contaminated the whole factory? Why not continue working while a