“Moore/Trump for Senate, but if you’re old enough to vote then you’re too old for me.”

Most STEMlords are good at science stuff but totally see social problems as completely black and white. See all of the weird atheist bros who laud rationality, worship Dawkins and are total dicks.

Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”

I’m sorry you don’t agree with my political message about sneezing

Something to consider:

The whole thing reminds me of when Brittany the ditzy cheerleader on Daria went goth for an evening.

Just want to say you really want to avoid the slow clap. It’s known to be antibiotic resistant.

I constantly have to shut down requests to open an artisinal bakery down there.

What kind of crazy-ass herpes causes a “greenish discharge”?

I understand why the idea of a gross gimmick would offend someone who works hard at their craft. This isn’t a new idea trying to become some cocktail meme, it goes back quite far. At the time it was invented Dawson had less than a thousand people, (it still only has a population of 1400) and could only be reached by…

They are in Yukon Canada. I’m guessing you two aren’t direct competitors. It’s a nothing of a place that probably rarely does martinis. This is probably some weird old tradition with a history. Look it up and calm down.

This has been going on for years. I don’t think they’re after your job.

This would carry more weight if you’d written it 45 years ago when they started serving it.

How about fuck you?

Been going on for 40+ years already soooo.....

The Strokes are my favorite band of all time (blame it on my age) and I also love the Yeah Yeah yeahs and I just... don’t see why that clarification from the author on who was coolest matters. It’s just, like, your opinion, man.

LOL. The whole article. They pitched it as an oral history of The Strokes*, but that story is insanely boring. So the whole thing essentially is just all these people talking about hating Ryan Adams (who was not in the band).

Every time there’s an article about music on here, dismissing one artist over another, I almost always disagree and I feel personally slighted.

I just finished reading the Vulture piece today and as someone who was REALLY into the Strokes and all the early aughts hipster ‘the’ bands, I found it incredibly entertaining. I also find it hilarious that they all hate Ryan Adams and blame him for everything. It was all so bitchy.

The Vulture excerpt totally confirmed my suspicion that Ryan Adams is a real asshole.