PLEASE SIR CAN WE HAVE SOME MORE OF THESE SHOWS

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Taylor Swift releases new music video, Another Sorry Bling Whore on Apple Records

and this is how GRR Martin got an idea for Lannister siblings.

Guy stops presuming big dumb woman doesn’t actually know what she’s saying, finds she’s actually quite funny. News at eleven.

I don’t think Mariah knows her.

Better question: can you use lotion to condition your hair?

As a child of 1980's MTV, I love this song.

I hear that in Derek Zoolander’s voice. Can the straws even fit inside the building?

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

I’m surprised Ryan was able to complete a full turn around the dance floor without Michael Phelps lapping him.

Sadly, they aren’t made for us giants. I’m 5'11 and have a damn hard time finding pants long enough. Apparently all clothes are made for women who are 5'7 and weigh 130 lbs without boobs.

I’m going to take what might be a controversial stand here. First, know that I am speaking as a former ED nurse and certified forensic nurse, a sexual assault survivor, a sexual and domestic violence victim advocate, and a soon-to-be lawyer.

This. As for the lack of rape kits, the university clinic isn’t supposed to be a substitute for an actual hospital. They don’t perform surgery either. You go there for a cold, or a prescription for the pill, or food poisoning. Anything more serious (including a rape), you go to a real fucking hospital and the real…

Why in God’s name are rapes and other despicable crimes handled in the insular world of colleges and universities and not immediately turned over to proper authorities? It’s like the Catholic Church “punishing” the pedophiles in their midst by sending them to other churches when instead they should be handed over to…

I guess I don't understand why the university should be handling evidence. I understand that the student may feel more comfortable at their local on-campus health center, but considering all the issues universities have had with their sexual assault responses, I wouldn't want them to be involved in the gathering,…

By a toilet seat off the space station.

Personally, I’m exhausted by the idea that we have to accept other women’s racism/classism/cisgenderism simply because they identify themselves as “feminists” and sometimes talk about body image, abortion and equal pay. There is room for debate and discourse among women, and there needs to be space for critique of the…