It is. The “Love” part is about loving cocaine.

Never has your surname been more apropos.

There’s absolutely no call for comments like this. I edit my work—we all do—but the night moves quickly and sometimes there are slip-ups. Please use this space to engage kindly and thoughtfully.

Local anesthesia and general anesthesia are extremely different. Local is is like shots at the dentist, general is being knocked out and unable to breathe on your own. It requires a specialist to monitor your vitals and make sure you don’t die because it’s dangerous. Way more dangerous than a 5 minute early term…

[Conger] “we just blew our savings on hookers and blow. This doesn’t !look good on us.”

Ok and let us not forget this guy:

OK, but how many years has it been since Nick Denton has seen Suri?

Had no interest, then saw Dick Casablancas was in it and I will watch it the 1st day it comes out.

Turn Down For What!

I once limited myself to 4 drinks.. And those were quarts of High Life. I don’t suggest it because I couldn’t stop micturating.

Thats why I always brought 40's of OE to the party.

I have absolutely no proof of this whatsoever, but I blame SATC for the whole asshole waxing thing.

Something about this is sooooooo funny to me. It’s like having a whole crew of clueless dads following you around, not as subtle as they think they are.

Rose twitt

“The Canadians aren’t perfect, but their system certainly seems to operate far better than ours.”

I know you mean well but the Canadian system treats its indigenous population and certain other ethnic groups pretty horrifically as well. Actually... a lot of other nations have not a good record of treating poc great.…

And Hillary Clinton has never quit on anything in her life.

As the legal counsel for the NAACP in this case, I can tell you the following: 1. Attorney Burton had worn the pin before in court, without incident.2. The button, in question, was the size of a nickel and mostly obstrued by her label. 3. The judge would never have noticed the pin, but for the complaint of one of the…

“Judge Wants At Least 37 Non-Political Pieces of Flair Per Attorney, 11 of Which Must Support the Iggles”

Being opposed to legalized murder isn’t a political issue.