This, kids, is why you don’t sign a record deal with a major label until you’ve established a career already.

I once started skipping in public & immediately tripped. Haven’t tried that again since....

Wab Kinew 2020!

No but presumably they do get elected in their native lands i.e. Latin countries elect Latin leaders, Asian countries elect Asian leaders.

I don’t understand a word of it but HNIC’s Punjabi colour commentary is fucking exhilarating.

What a Canada centric day on Jezebel. I feel special, ashamed and hopeful all at the same time. Sorry.

I am both outraged at and kind of impressed with this kid. I can barely get people to believe I’m smart and confident enough to be a nurse and I actually am.

I believe in the pyramid of exes. At the bottom are one night stands, flings, ok cupid dates etc. Then the next tier is friends with benefits, high school sweethearts. The next tier is people you brought home to meet mom and dad and made “facebook official.” Finally at the pinnacle is the spouse.

Nope, I don’t believe it. Even when he was a new born Joe Clark was never the youngest in the room.

Cheap Champagne is a doozy of a hangover.

Now if only we could get some research into curing our swampy period shits, ladies would be set AM I RIGHT?

God, I’m so BORED with this shit. Another straight white baby boomer dude self-glorying wankfest (nostalgia edition). How can a single demographic be so endlessly entertained with itself! And so institutionally narcissistic that it assumes that literally everyone agrees on how fascinating every detail of their…

If someone only had loaded breasts to fight back this could have been avoided.

I remember reading and re-reading this.

So what? How does that hurt you? Who died and made you the queen of confronting things? We’ve established that PTSD is relatively common. We also know that sexual assault is underreported so there might well be a lot of people with undiagnosed PTSD as well. So someone who is not officially diagnosed benefits, so what?…

If your method of coping is to shit on other survivors, then you need to find a new one.

Why not add an antique lace collar to your plain sweatshirt?

When I teach, I require my students to call me Dr Sexytits. Why ever else would I have earned my Ph.D.?!

i’m sure we’ll get more in depth analysis later. Dirt Bag is a scheduled column so it’s not a big deal it was posted when it normally is.