VagINA Finder

that sectional. that SECTIONAL. THAT sectional. THAT SECTIONAL.

James Franco will portray the model with the bullwhip in his ass. Photos from his personal collection*

the “Abortion Float”

I feel so bad for laughing at this.

Yea... no.

I worked as an intake counselor in a psych ER shift over-night for a long time and would be alone a lot of nights with the lobby overflowing and transfers would be at other ends of the hospital waiting for assessment, law requiring everything be done in a certain amount of hours... I’d forget I need to pee for 4…

Yeah, in hospitals we hardly ever get our full breaks, if at all.

If you don’t take lunch, when do you drink your cocktails?

Yeah, I’ll leave the patient bleeding in the chair while I go eat leftovers from last night.

Woke is when someone has “woke up to” the forces of injustice and inequality. The Social Justice Force has been awakened in them, if you will.

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

How has no one commented on the fact that J.Lo claimed the month of January as #JENuary. I think Shades of Blue looks like fun. I’ll give it a whirl.

Whenever I check in with the gun-toting nuts on my Facebook feed, their posts are all centered around the idea that gun owners are extremely responsible and competent individuals. After all, they know the technical difference between a rifle and and assault rifle, so only their opinions are valid, right? They know how…

WHY GO TO TWITTER?

It would be great if he trolled them by saying his favorite verse was Ezekiel 23:20.

Rocco = REBEL HEART

tell me more about the time usher asked you if you thought he was hot

I really do love that the actual “sex” part of the first sex story is completed in the four words, “Bieber does his thing.”