Too late to edit my other post but I got my mom to send me a picture of my epic cat senior picture. (She has it in a big frame collage, hence the random baby pictures on the side.) The early 00s was not kind to my eyebrows.

After Prom 1989. Ubiquitous big hair and loud outfit. I now know that big hair on skinny people just looks weird.

I never figured out why I went for the Sally Jessie Raphael glasses — especially as a guy — and that sweater...oh my god was I that horrifically bad at dressing myself?!

The come hither look, the backlit hair, the bangs ... Bringing the sexy in 1989, people!

After seeing this post / thread, I went skipping off to find my senior yearbook.

I couldn’t find it. It’s at my mother’s house, I’m sure.

But I found my sophomore year yearbook, and while I was flipping through it, my children found me, and I just spent the last hour going through it with them, having to endure their…

I had a GRAND vision for my senior portraits. I was really into Judy Garland and attempted to recreate her ‘Get Happy’ look from Summer Stock. I just KNEW that this photo was going to be pure artistic expression...

I actually don’t have any copies of my senior photo aside from the yearbook. My mom refused to order them. I had a huge hickey on my neck that no awkward poses would hide. My senior quote was also from Meatloaf, cause that’s how I rolled. I’m pretty sure I was the blondest, punkiest, prep kid. I stand by that Meatloaf…

I only hide them I think because idiots will go Ooooh she’s bitchy cos she’s bleeding profusely from her vagina. And then I’ll have to stab them. And hospitals are really reluctant to hire you if you stab enough people without orders to do so.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

One of my favorite things about the Knot is that they refer to bridesmaids as BMs. I googled “who pays for a destination bachelorette” (seriously, do I have to pay for the bride’s vacation here?) and a bunch of people kept talking about how their “BMs paid for their bachelorette party.” I was like, man, some party, if…

If his daughter can hear, she wasn’t the target audience for QotSA anyway.

Mercifully, this is a low percentage across the board, because holy shit: why would anyone do this after only one hang?

I’ve had 2376589023.58 partners, carry the 1.

No.

Ok, related: coming out as bi is super hard. It's like I either let people assume I'm gay or straight OR I feel like I'm oversharing about my sexuality. Idk man, I just need to get famous so I can clarify these things publicly in interviews.

I got Flowers For No Reason in this lovely vase stemless wineglass.

volume two is coming Monday and it’ll be a doozy.

Congrats, Dr. West, Dr. West, Dr. Fresh Dr. by-his-self-he-so-impressed

The Hemsworth brothers don’t have beady eyes per say... They’ve got more, like, little wee faces on normal sized heads, that’s how it looks to me from some angles at least.

Dude won’t last long... he’s kinda got that old guy look about him