See, if I was a dude, I wouldn’t even have said “I don’t have any proof.” I would have been like, “Numerous studies from highly reliable sources have shown that men face less severe consequences than women when they get caught bullshitting at work.” And then someone would have been like, “What studies?” And I would…

Tell me about it. I have a friend who sells Arbonne and never shuts up about it, It really sucks hanging out with someone who is now always angling to sell me something. I feel like the sweet, genuine friend I had is gone, replaced by a used-car salesman in disguise.

My husband couldn't fit in the kids swing at the playground this morning. Blamed dadbod.

Remember when Miley got caught smoking weed? Now she lives in a van down by the river!

“ The new person playing the “Vulvatron character” has been announced. “

I don’t know... I think when women are talking about finding dadbod attractive, they are talking about something like Jason Seigel. Meanwhile, dudes are thinking we are talking about Jim Belushi.

A triumph of name/comment singularity.

I feel there is a caveat to the Maxi Dress debate. And that is, they DO look good on very tall people. I say this as a very tall person and one who ever time I wear a maxi dress gets compliments on it. It’s one of the few things that tall-ys can get away with (along with certain type of drop crotch pants).

I’m just speaking for myself here, but I’m tired of these manbaby movies. 35 year old men getting hard-ons for the comic book franchises of their youth turned into movies- OVER IT.

Scary Spice wasn’t there? Then it doesn’t count. The only Spice Girl who is allowed to not show up to a Spice Girls reunion is Ginger, for reasons I still discuss weekly with my therapist.

My one and only tattoo is on my ass, of two starfish holding hands amid some seaweed the tattoo guy added because he liked my ass and did the seaweed for free. I did it when I turned 50, to commemorate a new phase/new relationship in my life; the relationship is over, but I’ll always have cute little starfish on my…

The asshole cheated and then broke up with me before I could dump him. And I was very angry so I called him a few weeks later and said I was pregnant. I let him stew for a week and then told him I needed $500 for an abortion. He paid and I took my best friend on a road trip and had the best damn time EVER

Craziest thing I’ve done after a breakup? Gained 40 lbs, had sex once and a mental breakdown twice.

Everyone is throwing shade at Blake but I totally get where she’s coming from. I grew up dreaming of going to Harvard. I had a one track mind and it was my singular goal in life to study journalism there. I had Harvard bunting all over my walls and pretty much any and all merchandise you can think of! My mom, who had…

One time I stopped on a North Carolina highway to “help one of these guys across the road” like a normal turtle, and he was this big too. only when I got near him, he turned and opened his mouth and showed that crazy tooth and started approaching me and I was like, “Holy shit! What do I do?” Before I knew it, he was…

As a white, cisgendered feminist I resent the implication that everything is not about me.

I just want one man who is stupid enough to tattoo my name on his body.

“It’s the headline that is mixing things up. It straight up implies that to be a man you have to have a dick.”

You’re sanctimonious and your comment is wholly unnecessary.

To be fair, what were they thinking when they named the plant?