I believe your next article is going to be: "Hey Apple, Stop Making Other Companies Look Bad With Your Superior Products!"

He's on loan from Arsenal, you say?

A NEW NINJA EXPERIENCE.

Like not being able to see the hoop is going to stop Vince Carter from shooting.

PA announcer: "Okay fans, are you ready to win the prize of your life?!"

Luckily for the student the teacher decided it should be served by 60 different students doing one minute each.

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Neither one can make it through a play?

Dude I just realized that whenever I see Per Spett my co-worker Clerk Kett is never around. I wonder....

Nets goals are usually lofty at the start of the season. By the end they're usually hoping to make the playoffs.

You no say Ukraine weak!

The Yankees will manage get around this by dressing the pitcher in a luxury tux.

3OH!3: My first kiss went a little like this (kiss noise)

Let's see what else the Tonys had to say about it:

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

#teamshanny

Why of course you have Deadspin's blessing to slander this stranger, guy!

Things took an ugly turn, however, when he found out she was actually a Chargers fan.

Gronk is so fragile the Pats have mandated that even his name must be in braces.

"Well of course les miles explains Columbus Day. America is far, no?"