I can't think of a less fitting mascot for this team than an idiot on the field who doesn't even attempt to dodge security.

Except for the initials and the last Y, all letters are displaced by two.

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With all these stripes, something had to be solid.

Who knew Al Michael's drunk driving arrest would be relevant to this story!!!

Al Michaels' Spanish is getting really good.

...E SCORED A 210 ON THE VERBAL PORTION OF THE SAT'S

Dickey's going to say he puts milk in his iced tea. Just you wait.

10-bath? That's like 40 john walls right there!

I never knew Russell Brand was a Costa Rican fan.

Trivially true for this fellow:

Skip Bayless - "When I heard this I just about fell out of my chair. What? This is not a historical, are you kidding me? I mean, I grew up, I couldn't wait for Michigan-Notre Dame. I think Brian is trying to soften the blow because it was Notre Dame's choice to leave this rivalry behind so it could aline itself with…

I appreciate Olbermann's piece here, but I don't quite think it does what you seem to think it does, or maybe what Olbermann thinks it did either. He doesn't refute Prisco's predominant claim that the players knew the risks, and every last one of us knows there's plenty of ways he could have done that. Instead, he…

Prisco sucks and used the wrong tone in writing this column, but I agree that football players should know the risks. Pretty much common sense that bashing your head into others as a career is going to lead to some problems.

In continuing the trend, Lamar Odom's arrest report discusses how his actions were prompted by the hapless K's.

Newcastle isn't in the CL though

It's the group of death, but it also pairs one French team that used to be good against Marseille.

that's funny, a line of coke was my guilty pleasure back in college

I edited prior to your snarky reply, Mr. Burneko.

OK guys, step back. I got this.