[Five months later]

Jack: Ha! Go-Ahead Eagles! Where’d you hear that one before, dad?
Tom: Hmph, what?
Jack: Will you come up from under the desk for a minute?

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

In 50 years the following question is going to show up on whatever quiz show there is then and nobody is going to know the answer:

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

[gets flooded with links to this video]
[switches phone off for a couple of days]

I am patriotic American commenter from the US of A and I for the one agree with mister Ornery that no need for incentive of work and work is own reward.

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Giving yourself the license to do awful things just because everyone is watching you and keeps calling you out on it is a flawed argument since it neglects the fact that fatigue will eventually set in and people will stop watching you.

Take it easy Tom.

The attack that led to the 3rd goal was arguably worse. Stone-cold foul in midfield.

Yeah, I live in a city with a sizable MS campus. What I can remember:

Who's Kenny Johnson?

This graph seems to confirm that tidbit about when the sacking was decided.

At least Dustin Pedroia has an alibi. He was in one of the bags.

That should really help their production in the field(s)......................
If you know what I'm saying.

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.

After winning the US Open...

"Kevin has played like an MVP and his will likely be a hall of famer when it's all said and done, but Minnesota's lack of playoff success will make the league's best power forward think about leaving sooner than later," the sports writer copied and pasted from his 2006 article.

I don't get it, that looks just like a regular puck.