If anything, I’m staying with someone despite their large penis, not because of it. After a couple tries, you figure out what works best and it doesn’t hurt really. But it can be challenging at first. My preference has always been for unusually smooth penises, because obviously you want to spend more time touching and…

You listened to Goblin. Did you go out and punch women in the face?

This line of thinking kind of scares me. It’s a pretty clear way of saying “I’ve abdicated all moral responsibility for myself and left any behaviors which require me to show basic humanity up to the flawed, edited, redacted teachings of a potentially fictional sky-daddy.”

This is my very first post on Jezebel even though I've been reading this website for maybe about two years now. I've never commented before because I've never thought I had anything interesting or worthwhile to add. But after reading the comments sections for so long, I feel like I know so many of you and thought that…

Seattle is in full fall storm mode right now, so I am in pjs, in bed, deciding which is more important: to figure out which movie to first watch (I’m stuck between Babadook and the Roger Ebert movie from another commenter’s suggestion) OR to go to the store and get some wine and potato chips (this is how I “make”…

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

Um.... do you not understand men? We get smug when we can carry all the groceries in one trip because the second trip might as well be the Mogadishu mile.

Working from home is...working. I have had to work SO hard to convey this to family and friends. There’s no room for child care and house cleaning during my work hours, just as there isn’t if I were in an office building. I have to reply to one friend pretty much weekly NO I CAN’T GO GET DRINKS AT 3 PM. I AM WORKING.…

I know you’re posting in earnest, and I know that you are a regular commenter (and I am just a lowly mostly-lurker), but I wish you would consider that you come across as kind of judgmental in the way you’ve approached this thread. It’s okay that you are in an upper middle class bubble where most people you know never…

By ‘professional’, they just mean someone that has a job and pays their bills.

My facebook has turned into a goddamn bazaar. I don’t know how many times I have had to leave groups, since now all the parties are “online.” This MLM schemes don’t even require the awkward, forced, in person parties anymore....ugh

Honestly, is wearing a condom during sex the ideal scenario, sensation-wise? No. Is it the END OF THE WORLD as many dudes would like you to believe? No.

But I don’t like them! But I also have a monogamous relationship.

Um what does that leave us? What are the non-annoying man-approved things I can do on social media?

Or that the pickings of single men are truly horrific? Honestly, I am SO GRATEFUL for my boyfriend every single day because I see what my single friends go through on OkCupid and Tinder and it is NOT pretty.

This is so BC.

Dear dining public:

I’d like to know what your best impression is? I do a great Yoda, and a passable RDJ (only because I’m the Queen to his King Of The Side Eye)