I stopped making appointments for mine, because he does this thing where he says “I need to do X.” and then just ... waits for me to schedule it for him. You didn’t ASK ME TO. I’m not doing it. Do it yourself.

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

I always find it weird when people ask questions like “Are the cookies good?"(Subway story)

These asshats are like every street harasser ever-

That whole “Jeez, just take the compliment” line is the exact same defense made by jerks who catcall and harass women on the street. Not OK in either context.

“You’re way hot! Why’d you cut your hair? Now you’re not as fuckable to me! Omg sheesh take it as a compliment.”

“As for him complimenting her toes and why people are upset about that…sorry…no idea. Steve likes girl’s toes. People should be appreciative when they get complimented.”

I like to hide in a bathroom stall or step outside when i need a break from people. I pretend i have to make a phone call but then i just play games on my phones for like 5 minutes.

It’s almost as if they’re trying to confuse people on porpoise.

You and me both. I have intensely passive-aggressive contests with one of my beloved flatmates who likes the temperature to hover somewhere between the Arabian desert and the surface of the sun. I, being a normal, like it somewhere around 21°-22°C (aka 70°-72°F in American). So every time one of us passes the…

*Jurassic Park music* Douchery...douchery finds a way.

I’m still not sure if that movie was supposed to be a cautionary tale, or an aspirational one.

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