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Any parent/ guardian Jezzies out there make their kids Valentine’s this year? My 4 year old specifically requested “zombie” valentines which we obviously weren’t able to find at any store, haha. I ordered some gummy brains on Amazon, bought a clipart zombie cat on Etsy, and used my Silhouette to put it all together:

That’s it I’m moving to Norway! Just to be clear Trudeau and the Liberals won because of strategic voting, because it was Anyone But Harper/Conservatives. Because he is young and attractive and because people voted for the Canadian dream he was representing. Not because anyone understood or became familiar with the

The "hot enough" thing drove me off the wall. People would come in and order their lattes at 190-200 degrees, MILK CURDLES AT 180 YOU NASTIES. Also, steaming it to much hotter than the typical "extra hot" setting makes the milk spit viciously and I'm not about to burn myself just so you can melt the lining of your

I can’t remember his whole spiel, because my brain was filled with the enraged screams of my primal warrior ancestors and I was battling to keep a pleasant expression on my face.

Ever heard of The Vortex? The owner is one of my favorite people, like, on the planet. Here are their policies, which includes this peach and many others:

Yes. I do, on occasion, loan money to people I love. Because I can help. But I never expect to be paid back, so I never give more than I can afford. I have, so far, been paid back because the people I love all rock, but it was, as you said, a bonus.

Also the vilification of mothers needing 5-15 minutes to themselves, in whatever form.

A-motherfucking-men!

This is a very problematic topic. For example, if you have two people who both agree that they will marry but will be comfortable with some straying within some specific parameters, then hey! Go for it! I do believe that traditional marriage isn’t necessarily a one-size-fits-all thing.

Microsoft did a nice thing:

I read what you wrote. You were complaining because “HOW ARE MEN SUPPOSED TO SIGNAL THEIR INTEREST??” I answered - at work, you DON’T. Full stop. It’s work, not OKCupid. If you’re looking for a girlfriend, get on a dating site, download tinder, go to a bar and use the best pickup line ever (“Hi.”), but never “signal”

Well, for one thing, that was her BOSS, so it puts the op in an awkward position of having to either reject someone who has power over her ability to work OR to continue to endure it out of fear that she may be fired for rejecting the boss OR in a position where she feels she has to hook up with him to keep her job.

He was her boss. Not someone she met at a bar. Free advice: never, ever comment on the physical attractiveness/hotness of a subordinate at work, male or female. There is really no circumstance at all in which this might be appropriate. Keep it up and you are gonna get yourself and your employer sued.

Draw me like one of your French girls.

I can only speak for myself, but my partner and I ditch each other to hang out with other people ALL THE TIME. We hang out with people together, too, but my point is that you don’t lose anything by asking. If they want their alone-couplesies time, they’ll say no, and if they’re not total jerks they’ll suggest another