During a recent transaction, an elderly woman handed me a twenty and said, with eyes a’twinklin’ “Did you hear they might put a woman on the 20 dollar bill? I’d love to see that before I go...” And then we both melted into a puddle of feelings.

"But these kinds of jobs are supposed to be for teenagers anyway!"

If you say “Marc Jacobs” in the mirror three times, she magically appears to forever haunt Kinja. And, yes, I realize that I’ve already said his name once so we are already way on our way to being fucked.

In Canada? Two words: Canada Goose. As in the pedestrian looking $700 wolf-fur lined coats that people wear to enter and exit their SUVs.

I was skimming and thought this was talking about Anirtak’s ex and I started to have some sympathy for a homeless little boy that was traumatized and then rescued but then I got to the catnip part and was like huh?

I think the real lesson Gwyneth can learn from this thread is how much people scrutinize your choices when you’re a poor, and how everyone thinks they can do better. Limes, Gwynnie?!? Wasteful welfare queen!

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Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

“You’re too good at this.” The story of every ambitious woman’s life.

Aww, you caught me. I enrolled in a city college 5 years ago knowing that if I kept going, eventually a celebrity would deliver my graduation commencement speech.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

I have to hold-press each time I want to open a different Gawker link, because if I don't read the URL and choose to open it in a new tab, I guarantee I get a fucking different article because of that last-second shift EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

Or the "load a site's main page on mobile and try and click on a story you want to read haha just kidding you idiot because the page shifted thanks to a 'sponsored post' popping right into the middle of the page," which is pretty neat, too

Hey y'all, I'm about to quit my job tomorrow! I started a job earlier this week at a large company that often requires me to stand on a concrete floor for entire 8 hour shifts (minus a 30 minute lunch). I went through an HR orientation before starting work where they told me that I was entitled to two 15 minute breaks…

Yeah, don't talk to me.

Oil of Olay sensitive skin, does the trick without breaking the bank OR breaking you out

The problem with having kids so late, regardless of your gender, that your health will start to fail right around the time your kid is in college or gaining their career footing and they'll likely have to derail their education or professional ambitions to take care you.

If you don't like the smell, and have a fairly sensitive snoot, it can be pretty unpleasant.

So... he's single now?

Please make celebrity memoir reviews a regular feature on this site! (I nominate Vanna White's for the next installment) ((Yes, I read it when I was in high school)).

Someone wasted their own money to spite a celebrity who doesn't know or care one bit about them or anything they do and likely never will.