Does anyone ever feel that they live more of their life inside their head instead of in the world itself?

Things didn't turn out well for Janie in "The Face on The Milk Carton." I hope things go better for this young woman.

I'm the same way with jeans. A 32 inch waist is more comfortable, but I'm really a 24...

I relate to this SO HARD. I had the misfortune of watching Child's Play as an 8yr old and for some reason that manifested itself into a fear of the bathroom. I would literally give myself pep talks before I flushed the toilet and got the HELL out of there. My parents also had orange towels (same color as Chuckie's…

When I was 4 years old, my pappap passed away. Being 4, I didn't have much of a concept of what death meant - I probably kept asking when he was coming back. My parents explained to me that people get old, and when they get old, they will die and go away forever.

As a seven year old, I raided the kitchen for my art supplies. I took some herbs, green food coloring, lemon juice, and turmeric powder to create this. My dad was so angry at me for destroying the kitchen and geting half the spice cabinet all over the floor, but he took this, and he framed it because he thought it was…

I used to be a #1, until experience taught me that friendliness would still get me propositioned, even by a seemingly taken individual. There is no safe conversation zone with some people, I guess.

I noticed that after I got married, a LOT more women hit on me or flirted with me when they saw the ring on my finger....or at least I *thought* they were.

My husband is rolling his eyes at me. "Gee thanks! You made me sound like a moron."

technically, this wasn't a lie, more of a deception, but here goes. I was born in another country but went to university in Australia. Because I didn't have permanent residency status, I was on a student visa, I was only allowed to work 20 hours a week. My classes started, and I was desperate to find a job. My savings…

She is the goddamn CFO at a small company in Texas, but the men at her work regularly ask her things like when is SHE going to clean out the fridge in the break room.

My super awesome mom, after years of working as a successful independent consultant, recently accepted a job as an executive/c-suite level employee at a financial firm. She is the only woman executive. During her first week, another executive told her part of her duties would be to cover the phones when the…

fucking brilliant PR. BRILLIANT, DIGORNO.

Did you guys see this

Can we do an around the globe thing? I would love an around the globe beauty feature!

She's always been so awesome. I will never forget one of the first times I saw her — in one of People's "Most Beautiful People" issues when she was, god, like 19? They asked her what the best beauty advice she'd ever gotten was, and she said something about her mom telling her that if she ever gets the family whiskers…

I. . .think it sounds kind of great actually. Ground beef cheddar omelette with homefries? I'm in.

I like how you didn't spring to the defense of librarians, skinny people, gay men married to women, people that love dogs, Southerners, etc. I like that you kept the narcissism strong; that's important. Listen, THEY LEFT HIM A CARD WITH JESUS ON IT. These people *wanted* Craig to think of them as Christians.

They can make you talk in thirty minutes or less.

You know, I'm honestly not surprised. None of us should be.