*approaches suavely* "Why hello there, cupcake. I couldn't help noticing that you're not paper-white. Mind if I ask why?"

Mark.

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

Monogrammed Thermosery

Yes random commenter guy I will be sure to take your clearly studied opinion of the facts over that of actual economists.

You are good at words.

Emily Yoffe, in a nutshell

I think this is fanfic from one of the dudes that were so sorry that they had abortions.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.

I already posted about this once, but... I dated and fucked a guy who would stand up on the bed to switch positions. And that wasn't the weirdest part - he'd keep thrusting. He had a slight belly and serious sexing face, so he looked not unlike an angry bee with his dick as the stinger.

So I'm Australian so feel free to bash away, but I am gobsmacked at the "child safety" priorities here. Every day I read on my newsfeed in the US about mass school shootings of children, children shooting each other at home, a 2 year old shooting their mother in Walmart, accidental death of 6 year olds playing with…

"I should have manned up and I should have fought for you," Blandford says. "And I didn't. I didn't. I am so grateful that you are in Heaven with Jesus, the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords, and that you got to see him before I did. And I know you're going to extend me grace, but I just—it would've been so cool to…

SIX months. And make sure there's an unexpected doctor's bill and car repair bill in there.

The homeless should just be heating cans of beans over trashcan fires, as you do. Not eating luxury dollar menu food!

Why isn't your answer, as it ALWAYS SHOULD BE, Idris?

dang i feel you but...... would still watch

Rashida Jones should play Ellen.

To deprive someone of education is virtually a guarantee that they will be enslaved in some manner, whether they are owned outright, or merely trapped in a paradigm, a point of view of the world, that has been spoon-fed to them, which benefits only others, and which they haven't the critical thinking skills to escape.…