I was skimming and thought this was talking about Anirtak’s ex and I started to have some sympathy for a homeless little boy that was traumatized and then rescued but then I got to the catnip part and was like huh?

I think the real lesson Gwyneth can learn from this thread is how much people scrutinize your choices when you’re a poor, and how everyone thinks they can do better. Limes, Gwynnie?!? Wasteful welfare queen!

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Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

“You’re too good at this.” The story of every ambitious woman’s life.

Aww, you caught me. I enrolled in a city college 5 years ago knowing that if I kept going, eventually a celebrity would deliver my graduation commencement speech.

Hey y'all, I'm about to quit my job tomorrow! I started a job earlier this week at a large company that often requires me to stand on a concrete floor for entire 8 hour shifts (minus a 30 minute lunch). I went through an HR orientation before starting work where they told me that I was entitled to two 15 minute breaks…

Yeah, don't talk to me.

Oil of Olay sensitive skin, does the trick without breaking the bank OR breaking you out

The problem with having kids so late, regardless of your gender, that your health will start to fail right around the time your kid is in college or gaining their career footing and they'll likely have to derail their education or professional ambitions to take care you.

If you don't like the smell, and have a fairly sensitive snoot, it can be pretty unpleasant.

So... he's single now?

Please make celebrity memoir reviews a regular feature on this site! (I nominate Vanna White's for the next installment) ((Yes, I read it when I was in high school)).

Someone wasted their own money to spite a celebrity who doesn't know or care one bit about them or anything they do and likely never will.

Does anyone ever feel that they live more of their life inside their head instead of in the world itself?

Things didn't turn out well for Janie in "The Face on The Milk Carton." I hope things go better for this young woman.

I'm the same way with jeans. A 32 inch waist is more comfortable, but I'm really a 24...

I relate to this SO HARD. I had the misfortune of watching Child's Play as an 8yr old and for some reason that manifested itself into a fear of the bathroom. I would literally give myself pep talks before I flushed the toilet and got the HELL out of there. My parents also had orange towels (same color as Chuckie's…

I used to be a #1, until experience taught me that friendliness would still get me propositioned, even by a seemingly taken individual. There is no safe conversation zone with some people, I guess.

I noticed that after I got married, a LOT more women hit on me or flirted with me when they saw the ring on my finger....or at least I *thought* they were.