HEY! People who are the same age as me. Stop making cool apps and things. I find your entrepreneurial spirit very annoying.

Hey! How about a bit of Netflix and going to bed early? Just accepting that I'm not going to get much done and not beating up myself too much about it works to take the pressure off a bit.

A sealed box of sealed tampons inside a bag is too gross for him to hold. Wow.Good luck having a kid someday, buddy.

North West has Kanye's concerned face and I look forward to her continued scrutiny of the world.

I would love to have a list of places that do NOT treat their employees like shit. Sometimes I feel like every purchase I make contributes in some way to someone getting fucked over.

The trolls took this article as a call to arms, I suppose.

"My husband is a nice, gentle man who is supportive and kind to my face but has a sinister, sick side that is even more malevolent given the fact that he is so sly and secretive about it. In our 9-year relationship, we've fought three times total which shows the almost psychopathic levels he goes to to suppress his…

I'm going to let these folks in on what is not any kind of secret at all: Fallen has never worked in a restaurant.

I've gotten my boyfriend down from well done to medium. I'm pushing for med-rare but medium is fine. Well done makes me want to break up with him.

When I worked at a major coffee chain, there was an old woman who'd come in sometimes with her husband. And each time, she'd insist we brew her a new pot of decaf coffee because, "I have a heart condition and my doctor says I can't have a lot of caffeine." A) you're ordering decaf. B) the caffeine content of decaf…

"our 10 oz. filet Mignon, cooked "Extra, extra, EXTRA well-done"

Say more.

well shit, there goes my productive afternoon. *reading glasses on and comfy pants on"

When he gave me a watch engraved with the wrong name engraved. He also was stupid enough to forget the special personal card in the box as well addressed to someone else.

I hope this is a huge troll and you have to mail the iPad back with the box checked yes or no in order to RSVP.

The week before my period is a confusing hellish mix of horniness and severe depression. I've never had cramps, but boy do I weep and masturbate like a confused beast. The ovaries always find a way to get you, always.

I heard somewhere that the nerve endings inside your vagina become more sensitive during menstruation as well. So I always figured that because of the nerves and the extra lube, the body just translates it as- perfect time for fucking.

Right?! That was my first thought. If there are numerous sex offenders residing in the vicinity of this park, maybe you should redirect your efforts to enforcing THOSE laws!