Vancouverita
Vancouverita
Vancouverita

Fair enough to feel that way and I'm sure a lot of people, reaching a certain age, think back about all the sex they could have gotten but didn't. Totally human thing to think.

If you struggle from internet distraction, you might find this helpful: https://macfreedom.com/ I sometimes use Freedom (blocks all internet for a set time), but sometimes I use anti-social (blocks specific sites, but still lets me use the internet I need). I write, so I often need brain breaks. So I usually write for

Shut it down, everyone. We have a winner.

ALWAYS DISMISS UBERTROUT. HE IS A KNOWN TROLL.

What a tool. "Ugh, I guess you're cool enough for me *Cameron Diaz*."

Hmm if this is proof of a sexual dalliance, I have been having secret affairs with several close guy friends for decades. So secret that neither of us even knew!

WHY WON'T YOU AGE, WOMAN?!

The thing that I find most mind-blowing about this right wing activist judge clusterfuck is that they have point blank said that it doesn't matter that birth control is NOT AN ABORTION PILL, because Hobby Lobby claims to BELIEVE very hard that it is, so we have to act like it is.

Give me strength, Jez! I need to go forth into battle, against the hormones of teenagerhood. I cannot be a friend today, but I must step up and join ranks, presenting the united front. I can do this.

The problem here is not that you do not get presents, but rather that your family is clearly not communicating well and that you feel underappreciated. Throwing a party for yourself will not in any way make you feel more appreciated since you will undoubtedly be doing all the work, and if your family is inconsiderate

Me again! Is anyone else weird and get bored of potential romantic partners after a few weeks? I find myself running into that problem all the time. I'll start off talking to someone, things will be going great, and then all of a sudden a little switch goes off and I'm like ughhhh. I find the act of like, having to

Yeah my dad was a doctor and into health food in the seventies. Fucking wheat germ all over everything and bread that would bust through the floor if you dropped. Everything tasted like the two main ingredients were "means well" and "disappointment."

I'm kind of terrible about eating veggies on the regular but my grocery store has some pre-chopped stuff that's ready to stir fry or grill. Sure it's twice as expensive but it's better to have one expensive package of sliced squash than to have 2 whole peices rot in the back corner of the fridge!

Hahaha, technical jargon, I too used to work in IT and I asked a guy if he wanted his password to be all lowercase. "What do you mean?" he asked. Thinking he just hadn't heard me, I repeated, "Lower case—" and then started to explain, but he cut me off. "Listen, young lady, I am eighty years old and I don't know

Now off to write that story of a world renowned painter who copes with a challenging turn in her career when a freak injury renders her color blind: 50 Shades of Grey.

"...Busy eating ice packs, I guess."

might be urban legend type stuff but my family has a house in maine (this sounds swank- its not) where he lives and someone mentioned that he puts $ on a tab for the elementary school kids at the bookstore. Could totally be fake but I think I'll just go on my day believing it...

It's kind of their thing. No filter. "What's my belly button up to today?"= take shirt off. "I'm hot"= take shirt off. "What even IS shirt?"= take shirt off. They do not even remotely care.