Also I heard that all kids who find themselves in bad situations and feel pressured into peddling drugs due to the poor resources available to them should be punished for the rest of their lives.

Someone made a dress out of xtina's "dirrty" hair.

You know how many parents of millenials have chided me for moving out when I was 20 and paying my own rent for the past 13 years? There is a feeling that adult children must live with their parents until they save up and buy a house. Why is home ownership the end goal for so many. Today's workers must be in a position…

by their definition, I date a beta male. But fuck em, he is incredibly sweet, thoughtful, sexy and great in the sack!

communicative, responsible, thoughtful, and collaborative

The whole "alpha/beta" idea is unbelievably stupid. Seems to be primarily used by internet douchebags to insult men who are kind, thoughtful, and egalitarian partners.

I don't know that I necessarily agree that it's straightforward. I'm an introvert in that I get my energy from being alone, but I'm also very social and can be loud and talkative, and can absolutely work a room at a party. So I think there's a lot of confusion around what it means to be "introverted" or…

I don't dislike listening to the actual voicemail - I dislike the SLOW pre-voicemail BS I have to go through to listen to it. "You have. 1. new message. To listen to the message, press (#). *press number that I can never remember which forces me to listen to the opening bit*. Message recieved. Tuesday. June. …

I hate making business phone calls, so when I have to make one, I will try and time it so that I'll likely get sent to voicemail (during lunch or busy periods), and I can leave a concise, chirpy request for exactly what I need, with the onus on the recipient to call or email me back.

I have a lot of things in common with my dad (who died 20 years ago) — our love of napping included.

I cannot wait until my daughter starts writing (well speaking I suppose should come first, since she is only 9 months old...) because last summer I went through my elementary school papers and OMG the hilarity. I wanted to be a cheese taster when I grew up (who squashed that dream? sounds way better than what I do…

My mom teaches small children and occasionally uses a Count Von Count puppet (from Sesame Street) when working with math/numbers. She does the voice, the accent, the whole nine yards; the kids love it.

Because if she were a guy she'd be getting $95/hr and driving a Porsche, that's how come! (Beat everyone else to it!)

Oh yeah? Well, if the pay gap's so bad, how come my ex-neighbor's common law wife makes $85 an hour working from home and just bought herself a new BMW? (Beat you to it, spambots!)

Does anyone think that her character (or acting) was sort of inspired by Didi Conn as Frenchy? The voice especially but theres something sweet and slightly frantic about her too. Aaaaand she's kinda the beauty gal on the block.

"Don't get your panties in a bunch" AND a smiley emoticon? Ladies, the line forms to the left!

Classic Canadian Lumberjack: Two eggs, Pancakes, Sausage, Back Bacon. Maple Syrup over everything.

I eat smoked salmon on half a bagel with creamy goat cheese and arugula/spinach every morning while drinking my cappuccino. It is my ritual and I will smack your face lightly, point my finger at you, and say "No," if you try to get between me and my breakfast.