Bear in mind that I don't have $7M but...houses in Hollywood always sound so cheap if you live in more expensive places. In places like Sydney, Singapore, Vancouver, New York, London, San Francisco, etc etc etc $7M is a nice hefty budget but you can't get anywhere like this thing. Considering how famous Hollywood is,…

Bad dolphin! EeeeEeee means EeeeEeee!

I am more surprised that Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna took no butt selfies than no makeup selfies. They are sitting down, you guys!

Lol. This reminds me of the quote from Susan Sarandon (which I will butcher from memory):

PSA: "Fewer" for countable nouns (like "people" and "problems"); "less" for uncountable nouns (like "grammatical knowledge" and "life advice").

Another bar tending story:

I adore Poussey, especially for her vulnerability. Her hurt face is so sweet and and childlike. And damn, she's hot. Sincerely, straight married lady.

Everything about Crazy Eyes made me laugh and also made me really sad.

Holy crap, Orange is the New Black.

FAT WOMAN LOOK HERE = 10 minutes of laughing out loud

I've gotten good advice here before, so maybe someone can help me out with this. I have a hard time with a lot of social interactions. I have an issue with not replying to phone calls or emails when I don't feel comfortable- I just put off replying for way too long because it's the easy, less awkward thing to do.…

That is truly absurd.

Thanks for causing a scene, now the whole world knows

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I feel like the people who masturbate less maybe do so because they are gettin' action from a partner on the regs? I am single as fuck so I'm like a 13 year old in the shower over here.

perfect use of gif 10/10

Oh, boy. Um. This isn't about me. This is about someone I was (and still am) with.