I am really sick of seeing sex framed as an object that one can give or receive rather than an experience. It's one of the fundamentally erroneous assumptions in so much discourse on this issue.

Yup. Same. I think overall, the extra ten pounds is worth not having to deal with shitty customers and being able to take lunch/coffee breaks/Jezebel breaks whenever I fancy it.

I have this theory that Sally is actually the protagonist of Mad Men. The final episode will end up with her (as POTUS, no - just in my dreams - she's Hillary Clinton in my head canon) at a desk remembering her dad, and the camera will pan out of her office to the lobby and the name on the door will be Draper Olsen…

After four years of hard, miserable work, I have finally hit my goal weight of 175 lbs. In August of 2010 I had bariatric lapband surgery. I weighed 412 lbs on the day of my surgery, my BMI was almost 70. The lapband is generally not recommended for people who have over 100 pounds to lose but the more radical…

Yesterday on the way to my college rec center, a dude on a skateboard stopped and fondled my ass. When I went to the university police, the guy taking my report said: maybe you shouldn't wear those little shorts when you're walking on campus by yourself. Just a thought.

I was almost Adelaide - my dad loved it, but the great aunt I'm named for died two weeks before I was born so the plan changed. It wasn't until a few years ago that I realised my parent's 10th anniversary holiday to Australia was roughly 9 months before I was born.

I went to overnight summer camp in southern England every year for 4 years. It was great. Learned how to kiss

even Camp Suisse, which ACTUALLY IS IN THE SWISS ALPS, *only* costs about $3200 US for 2 weeks. http://www.campsuisse.com/en_page/dates-… I guess with the cost of the first-class flight factored in, it could come out to $10,000.

I ain't rich and I don't want my kids around all summer, either.

IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE TOOK THOSE FUCKIN CRACK HOES DOWN A NOTCH!!!

Talking about being lost in fashion 1990s. She looks like she just walked away from an early episode of charmed.

I'm not from the U.S., either, but where I am — Canada — America's gun culture is widely-perceived as one of its most serious ills, shunned more than accepted and certainly not to be glamourized or emulated.

Best idea I've heard all day

I did a lot of cringing and eye-rolling in that Run trailer. Jay and Bey need a new angle. Kinda over their Bonnie and Clyde thing tbh.

You created a burner just to tell him he is a loser. Nope! No irony detected here!

Mr. Sububi once pulled off an extremely nerdy prank in a former workplace. I was actually the one who came up with the idea, but was astounded when he actually went ahead and did it.

I love working for myself. When I was doing tricep extensions with my client yesterday, I got to sing, "I put my hand up on that grip and I dip, you dip, we dip," and had nobody to criticize me.

As the person who sang "this is how we brew it" when I made tea last week, I'm passing no judgement.