Every single day of the week I have questions floating around my head that I want to ask in Saturday Night Social and then come Saturday BAM, can't remember a thing.

Huge hug to all the other motherless Jezzies. And those moms who have lost children. And to everyone who has a rough time on Mother's Day.

In Canada we have reasons to be proud of our nationality.

So apparently he's saying that he can only get erections when he is lying?

Important information for any potential partners, I think.

I have cousins who have been married for over twenty-five years- and they live three doors down from each other. When people criticize them for not living together, my response is always, "So please, tell me all about your marriage that lasted only five years and how much better that was." :-) Find what works for you…

Sad dong sandwich is sad.

"Sorry for my language. I just can't deal with this."

These are the internet moments in which I feel so, so Canadian. My family owns guns, and I know hot to shoot them. I have hunted before and have no problem with guns as a tool for that.
All that being said: WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK GOES THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHILE PLANNING THIS?!
That's a deadly fucking weapon. …

I'll take that under advisement. Thanks for stopping by, dad. It's always nice to hear from you!

I am obsessed with my hamster in a way I don't even see with some of my friends and their dogs. I mean I have pictures and videos of her ready to show people at all times and I delight in buying her treats. I bought her $117 antibiotics when she messed up her leg once. Never underestimate the hamster-human bond, my…

Next time he's paying too much attention to them during foreplay say something funny like "they're not genie lamps. Rubbing them harder isn't gonna make them grant you any wishes" that should make him get the hint. If it doesn't you're gonna have to tell him that getting pawed at like you're in the janitors closet in…

Hint to your mother in law that the more time you have alone with your husband the higher the odds are that she'll get a new grandchild and she'll be begging to babysit five nights a week.

18 oz tequila 8 oz fresh lime juice (I have used bottled due to high lime prices and I thought it was fine) 6 oz agave. Half cucumber seeded and thinly sliced, half jalapeño sliced and a handfulish of cilantro. Muddle the dry stuff then add the liquids and let sit in the fridge for a bit. The agave will separate so I…

Good for your daughter, it sounds like you're doing a fantastic job raising her with self confidence. A lot of girls would internalize a comment like that and struggle with it, but your daughter realized it was inappropriate and called this adult out on it. Seriously awesome stuff from a kid.

Yes, we have chatted before! Everyone on here, including you, was soooooo helpful and awesome. I have a big rain jacket & a good sweater for Iceland but not sure what to do about the wind. I also heard I should take rain pants but I'm still working on that haha.

I'm Bipolar II, diagnosed 2.5 years ago, open about it and doing quite well. My partner met me after I had been diagnosed, and it didn't faze him: he was open to learning, and came to understand that it isn't a flaw in me, but just one of the components in the person that I am. He even seemed especially empathetic,…

Bring twice as much money, half the amount of things, and allow yourself more time than you think you need to get from Point A to Point B. Also, bring a big scarf/wrap/pashmina. It can keep you warm on the plane and you don't have to use nasty plane blankets, and it can class up any outfit.

Had the same exact thing to me happen re: "culture fit." I responded by buying a plane ticket to the Dominican Republic and staying for 5 weeks (I'm on week 2 right now). Still no idea what's going to happen when I have to return to reality, but so far feels like a great way to turn a totally shitty, demoralizing…

I have been fired not once, not twice, but three times. Once was unfair, once was totally my fault, and once was just a bad timing/bad fit. I survived, but good Lord did I feel like a failure. You'll survive, you'll thrive, you'll be even better later. I promise!