She is as elusive as a neon sign in Vegas.

I feel like my husband is sometimes TOO good at "breaking through the wall" because its like a point of no return - he takes EONS after that, and it can be fucking annoying as hell.

My junk must be broke. On the 1st date I am lucky if I can finish within two hours.

Also, any women here besides me who regularly orgasm before your partner(s)?

"The exception that proves the rule"-type situation. I'm a white girl, but I've fallen into that same role as the friend-who-is-a-girl-but-not-like-"other girls". I've had guy friends say stupid misogynistic crap about "girls in general" and then turn to me and say "oh not you, you're different." To which I generally…

Look at all the cool commenters who are so cool because they don't care about this TV show.

I haven't read any scripts, but I can take a stab at what happens:

What is your deal, exactly?

The only reason someone isn't dead because of this is luck. She's no different than a murderer. This should be life in prison. End of story. If I wasn't against the death penalty for a variety of other reasons, this would be a prime example of that. She knowingly falsified a document intended to save someone's life.

What a gross woman.

Yeah, I'm pretty floored she didn't get a harsher sentence. Personally, I think she deserved one.

I want to buy her this t-shirt I saw once, "I taught your boyfriend that thing you like" ha!

About to graduate—yay! Trying to find a job—noooooo! Mood swings ahoy! How did/do you deal with the stress of finishing up school and finding employment at the same time? Anyone know of any jobs for a creative writer you want to share with a random internet stranger? Or feel free to just talk about whatever. I…

Someone who denies having sex with a person who accused them of rape and then later admits to having consensual sex with the accuser is definitely guilty. Guilty people tend to go to the extreme when confronted with an allegation. "Rape her? We didn't have sex! In fact, I didn't even touch her." Then they find out…

I am at a Party where we're not supposed to eat the cupcakes until the end. I've been paying kids to bring me cupcakes all night. FUCK YOUR RULES, GROWNUPS!

How do you guys feels about the calling something an "excuse" vs. a "reason" at work?

It goes beyond just going shoe or shoe less. Ever noticed how everytime there is a post about flip flops, sandals, danskos, crocs etc. people here act outraged that women should dare to ware practical, comfortable, shoes instead of heels. I think it is crazy that on a feminist website women are being shamed for not…

Reminds me of a time I was at the National Zoo and a young chimp was pooping, grabbing each piece right as it came out and eating it — eating it right out of his butt. Like his own personal poopsicle dispenser.

I have so many gross stories to share! Three short ones (comprised of lots of run-on sentences, because drinking?!):

This is from back in the day, decades ago. One morning I got on the subway at the Bedford Ave. stop with my long Brooklyn hair (it was decades ago, we all had it). It was jam packed (usual) but I noticed a break in the bodies so I sidled toward it because I was young and foolish. (Stupid, I know. NEVER, ever head…