Seriously, if you’re going to go 2WD, why in the seven hells would you want to use the twin-beam axle out of a Bronco?! All the handling prowess of a SFA, all the suspension geometry issues of a IFS.

Have you seen ads for LC80 Land Cruisers?

I know the price is too high. I know the mileage is too high. I know the bed is worthless.

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

On top of that, to be a 19yo college student with a newish Acura SUV means she certainly ain’t surviving on ramen like a lot of us once did.

Let’s see - drinking a bottle of wine, taking snapshots while driving, crashing into a cop car. Just another day in College Station.

She is from Texas A&M.

The car accident “Why are you fighting each other?!” one kills me. Imagine being in an accident and this guy walks up

If you’re gonna go old, turn the other vehicle into a rototiller attachment:

I DID A THING!

Whenever I see abuse like this, I always wonder how far you can go with seeking compensation. I’m OCD enough where I’d probably never feel the car was right after someone else beat the piss out of it.

Even if they replaced the suspect transmission and any other obvious damages the engine was hammered on right off the…

I can’t wait to see the outcome of this case. The driver is so fucked! Driving no insurance to cover his actions will be another line on the sheet for the police.

That’s not even the whole thing.

dash cam was unplugged, so he checked the footage stored on the camera {...} posed with the car for pictures and Snapchat posts {...} charges will be pending

Plus this isn’t a transmission, it’s a GT-R transmission. Which I’m 99% sure is forged by elves in Rivendell using unicorn bones.

They should force him to live in a soul crushingly dull suburban neighborhood outside a shit city for this so he can drown in the grey sameness of it all. Oh shit, that is where he lives. Whole time I watched the video all I could think was get me out of here to a city to the country to anything but row after row of…

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

Because the owner is likely the same roided up broheim you see wearing a neon tank top at the gym who does a few reps of curls and then walks around the gym for the rest of time with his elbows cocked out to the side and flexing in the mirrors as he passes.

Oh my god lol why is it always a lifted Ram that has the fully-extended tow mirrors?? I see at least one a day.

If trucks didn’t have mirrors, what would all the flat brim hat wearing Dodge Bros, who drive around with their tow mirrors fully extended with an unloaded truck, do to impress the women?