exclusive: yet another commenter blows smoke out their ass without looking at the research. here, let me do the work for you:

This is surprising? You try to do car maneuvers in a 4X4 truck, and express concerns we’ve known for decades? 

Yeah, having a technically-useless machine for doing an oddly specific task to display automotive and driving capability is pretty dumb. Oh, wait... That encompasses all motorsports.

Simply driving up a hill?

Go back in time even further, and GM cars had badges that proudly announced “DISC BRAKES”.

SOHC Vulcan?!?!

My saturn has a light on the dash to brag about the ABS all the time

Hey, they are just letting you know what the entire interior is made of

I remember some old GM penalty box had ABS written on the bumper like the current Camaro hangs its SS badge.

“DOHC” stickers were because people somehow still think 1920's technology is high tech.

Remember these on Pontiacs and possibly other GM cars?

Great topic.

Why? For a quick clean, they work well. It’s not a full wash/wax, but if it drizzles and the trees dump ick on your car, for $9, it works.

I know man ... can’t lose any value on that corolla

Hand wash my car? I don’t have time to do that. I work & on my days off I drive it. I just go the touch-less gas station car wash, and wax it after. I also go to have unicorn shit sprayed on it.

Not a fan of the big cars?

What is not great about a couch with a Corvette motor?

You’ve clearly never driven an LT1 Roadmaster. They are outstanding.

I’m up late googling good teen action and I get this shit?

Bad(ass) teen. Teacher is fine, doesn’t even appear phased by any of this, and he’s likely to get the most punishment of the three students. He ended a harmless brawl by ko-ing one kid and throwing another onto his back. He doesn’t deserve the shit that’s about to rain down on him, but there’s nothing anyone can do…