VampireCircus
VampireCircus
VampireCircus

I think it's because she refuses to play the game, and doesn't make any effort to come across as likeable.

I feel like she would be a lot of fun, friendship wise. Really laid back and honest. Why do people dislike her?

Aw, I would totally talk to her. About normal shit too, like my dogs. Or how much winter sucks.

This year is the very worst. I have been run out of Ferguson because my house is right next to the fires. I am crashing on an air mattress three hours away with my two dogs at my mother's house, a woman I try to limit my encounters with to twice a year at best for various reasons. Some highlights from yours truly, the

One Thanksgiving, my teeth were just starting to come in. I was miserable and crying. My material grandmother, a lovely and tiny woman from Ireland, decided the best thing for me was to rub whiskey on my gums. Unfortunately, she didn't realize my paternal grandfather, an ex-Navy Italian from Queens, was doing the same

Our Thanksgivings were usually rough, due to lingering resentments, lack of communication, and massive jealousies between the various members of my mother's family. The worst one was probably my grandfather's last, before he died.

Hell yeah. My guy bought me a 1-lb. block of havarti with dill on Monday cuz he loves me. I have eaten nearly the whole block already...to show that his love is reciprocated.

YES, this! I want to live in a world where guys offer to buy me brie rather than a beer. #romance

It's plural, cheeses. That kid knows where it's at. There's nothing quite like a bountiful cheese platter to get the old heart all twitterpated.

I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.

Cheeses do it for me every time.

I am currently adding this to my OKCupid profile. ("Looking for: cheese, robots.")

Ditto, cheeses are the way to my heart.

Or you can watch a fine movie about the aftermath of a celebrity death called Come Back To The Five and Dime Jimmy Dean starring the late and unappreciated Karen Black.

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!