people brag about things they've bought.

naw! shake yo ass in ya own way,girl!

1.) How does one learn to move their ass like that? I would give them all my money.

I can remove those for you, if you want.

I guess I should just tell Wayne, don't bring a knife to a gun fight.

Yes, and it is possible to sit normally or even cross your legs without doing any damage to those organs unless there is something seriously wrong with them. Maybe you should see a doctor.

I want to star this post eleventy bajillion times. WIDE LEG SUBWAY STANCE HURTS MEN TOO!

So you have to be inconsiderate and spread your legs real wide for the courtesy of your nut sack? Sorry but I have known men that can sit cross legged and did not mind. Shit if male gymnast can do it (Not saying you are one) and not hurt their nuts than I am pretty sure you can without being a complete dick to fellow…

Our reproductive organs are not 2 feet wide. Stop making excuses, and learn how to not sit on your balls idiot.

Sitting with your legs together doesn't crush your balls unless you're doing it very very wrong. I've never had any special training or anything, but I manage to sit with my legs together on a daily basis.

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

"not cost effective" to cut clothes for size 14+ = these brands are also missing out on RIDICULOUS amounts of purchasing power from women in larger sizes. [Cue Julia Roberts "big mistake" gif from "Pretty Woman."] I'm excited for this! She's gonna be swimming in a Scrooge McDuck pool of gold coins and I'll support…

I ate a whole bowl (4 scoops) of vanilla yesterday. No toppings.

It's got a very kdrama type feel to it, which makes me wonder if that's the sort of fanbase they're aiming at/the reason why they were willing to cast him.

I'll elaborate on the stereotype: sexless supporting character who is good at math and can't grasp American English pronunciation.

In fact, I'd probsbly watch a show called "Rednecks Pooping!" If it starred David Tennant and Nathan Filion.

SO TORN.