Twitter feuds. I suppose being an insufferable brat all the time isn't as exhausting when you're rich.

I missed it, everyone!

Wow, you are not kidding. Jeepers.

Oh dear :(

Thanks, I DID miss it, apparently! :)

This seems like a good enough place to ask if Jez is going to write an article about Emil Hirsch getting arrested for felony assault — for violently attacking and choking a woman? Or did I miss it?

Part of the reason I'll always love Grey's. They had so many chances to save Cristina change her mind on children, and she never did. They had the nerve to let her be a person with a valid choice. ❤️

No one can ever say "Jack White isn't interesting."

I'm a little horrified that I have never heard this before. I'm also mad at my public school education, and ashamed for not bothering to educate myself beyond it. Jesus, it's lose-lose.

That's both beautiful and sad, and I know exactly what you mean. I'm glad he kept it, if just for the little insight years later. :)

My sister worked at a used book store in Austin — they would find naked photos tucked into books ALL. THE. TIME. They had a little board in the break room and everything. Interesting nudes! Vintage nudes.

My grandfather never got his paws on me, but it was fucked up growing up, like, "Ok, so grandpa raped your aunt and your mom and who knows who else, but that was a while ago and we just don't talk about it." I have such stunted emotional connections. I mean, it's hard having love for people who sheltered a rapist and…

It's probably shitty that knowing other people came from awful families too makes me feel better. I'm sorry. :(

I'm just going by my own experience, but having a ~real live rapist~ in the family (grandfather) sure does seem to make a lot of people (grandmother, uncle) want to pretend that all raped women are liars (mother, aunt). These people make me sick.

I love your promo image, there. Jesus is like, "Ummmm..."

Thank you!

I bought a holiday children's book at the grocery store because it was $1. When I got it home I realized it was written by Glenn Beck. I would have been less shocked to discover a grocery bag filled with snakes.

Says the man with a luxurious merkin on his head.

Has anyone else noticed that Minnie's eyelashes are literally the ONLY THING between "Minnie Mouse" and "Mickey Mouse in drag?" I was reading a Disney book with my kid and noticed this and it's really freaking me out. The people on Buzzfeed did not find this scandalous enough, I'm pitching it to my Jezzie friends.…

Thanks for To Wong Foo, aaaaand...?