I'm having a hard time with the concept that people wanted more Steve Jobs movies... Did they? Or did no one close to Danny Boyle take him aside and suggest his efforts would be better spent elsewhere?

Thank you!

I bought a holiday children's book at the grocery store because it was $1. When I got it home I realized it was written by Glenn Beck. I would have been less shocked to discover a grocery bag filled with snakes.

Says the man with a luxurious merkin on his head.

Has anyone else noticed that Minnie's eyelashes are literally the ONLY THING between "Minnie Mouse" and "Mickey Mouse in drag?" I was reading a Disney book with my kid and noticed this and it's really freaking me out. The people on Buzzfeed did not find this scandalous enough, I'm pitching it to my Jezzie friends.…

Agreed! Walking Dead's Sophia was an example of a true meaningful surprise.

Thanks for To Wong Foo, aaaaand...?

I'm pretty sure a skilled artist could fix that as-is with some dynamic shading. Not the end of the world!

I just watched the Ken Burns JAZZ episode featuring this song and it's story literally an hour ago. It seems so weird and deliberate to talk AROUND the song's origins. I mean, you've got to tap dance pretty fucking hard. Not a fan of the wording of this apology either...

This has over 1000 stars, but it still deserves more.

Does anyone else have the madhots for JK Simmons?

NO TO ALL OF THIS

I want this exact same photo shoot, except with Bruce.

I jumped off the porch barefoot and landed on a point-up stone arrowhead, completely filleting the arch of my foot like it was made of soft cheese. To my credit, the stupidity of the incident belongs to my anthropologist step-father, who had spent the day before whittling arrowheads out of flint — while drunk — on…

I read this story on my phone at midnight last night, lying in bed. I felt so desperately sad, I just laid there for two hours trying to sleep, but thinking about my two little daughters. Christ. I can't fathom a situation in which one of them came to me with something like this and my response would be anything other…

That is badass. Seeing strangers help strangers reaffirms my belief that most people are really damn good. Also, Christ. I was epidural-ed to hell and back in a comfy hospital bed for both of my kids, I can only imagine. I'm so glad that mom and baby are doing well.

Ben Affleck's perfect butt deserves a nomination.

I saw an interview where he said he dropped something like 20-30 pounds to play Hedwig, which is quite a bit on any person's frame!

The best gift of ALL would be a blu-ray release of his HEDWIG.